Conan Doyle Is Spinning Like A Top

WB to Re-Imagine Sherlock Holmes By Giving Him a Sword

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Previous mentions of the immortal Sherlock Holmes in this blog:
The Immortal Sherlock Holmes
I Begin The Month With Sherlock Holmes
How To Buy An MP3 Player
That Funny, That Nasty, That Charming Man
He Did Not End Raising Bees

No Fourth Guy With A Gun? No Gun At All? No Surprise!

Three Officers To Be Indicted In Bell Case

Three of the five officers involved in the fatal shooting of 23-year-old Sean Bell last November will be indicted when the charges are announced by the Queens distict attorney on Monday, according to attorneys for the three detectives.

The Queens D.A.’s office announced Friday afternoon that a Queens grand jury had reached a decision after nearly two months of reviewing evidence and hearing testimony.

The results will be unsealed Monday morning, at which point the three detectives will surrender to authorities and be formally charged.

Previously in this blog:
What The Fuck Do You Mean, “I Don’t Know”?

Die You Meth Bastards! Die! Die! Die!

$206 million in meth money seized in Mexico

MEXICO CITY — In the largest cash seizure in Mexican history, authorities confiscated $206 million in U.S. currency from a band of methamphetamine producers headquartered in a ritzy neighborhood here, officials said today.

Two of the seven people arrested at the home were Chinese, and authorities said the bust hinted at the vast scope of an illegal drug trade that links Mexico to Asia.

Authorities said the arrests came after an investigation that began in December, when authorities seized 20 tons of pseudoephedrine, a key ingredient in the production of methamphetamines, at the Mexican Pacific port of Lazaro Cardenas.

Mexican drug trafficking organizations have become increasing important in the wholesale and retail trade in methamphetamines in the United States because American authorities have placed tougher controls on the sale of the chemicals used to produce the highly addictive drug.

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Prior coverage in this blog of meth and how it has fucked up my being able to alleviate colds:
Meth. Die You Bastards!
You Meth Lab Bastards Must Die!
Ho Ho Owwwww…

There Is A Righteous Rage (Global Edition)

Utrecht: Ethnic Riots after Dutchman is Killed by Police

Ondiep, a working class neighbourhood in the Dutch town of Utrecht, is in turmoil. After the death last Sunday of Rinie Mulder, a 54-year old indigenous Dutchman who was shot by a police officer, non-immigrant citizens went on a rampage, burning cars, looting shops and arsoning a community centre in “inverted Paris style riots.” According to our sources the police officer who killed Mulder is a woman of Moroccan origin.

The Ondiep residents have been complaining for months about harassment and intimidation by immigrant youths of Moroccan origin. The Dutch mainstream media do not go into much detail about what is going on. Most of them do not mention the ethnicity of the victim and the police officer, though the riots clearly have an ethnic nature.

Apparently Mulder intervened when Muslim youths harassed a pregnant native Dutch woman. He was able to grab the knife of one of the youths. When the police arrived Mulder was shot because he had raised the knife. Witnesses say Mulder was indicating to the police that he had called for them.

Locals claim the police has failed to protect them for years. They say the authorities are afraid of the immigrants and tolerate their criminal behaviour. After the death of Mulder the indigenous Dutch decided they had had enough and started riots which went on for two continuous nights. The police made 130 arrests: 60 of them are Ondiep residents. According to the mainstream media the others are mainly “football hooligans” from other parts of the country. Annie Brouwer-Korf, the Socialist mayor of Utrecht, has ordered Ondiep to be sealed off from the rest of town to keep non-residents out. She expressed some sympathy for the frustrated Ondiep residents. “I understand that residents are sometimes upset about the nuisance around their own house and neighbourhood. That does you no good whatsoever.”

Ah, Finally! A Place To Rest My Weary Soul!

The Cynic’s Sanctuary

Remove your shoes before entering, you unclean dogs. It is holy ground you will tread upon!

Homework: Cynics

Background: 9 Bad Boys of Philosophy

Wikipedia: Cynic

Tech prOn: More About The Samsung Ultra Ultra MPC

SlashGear has gone all hyperactive over the new Samsung Q1U (I vote that’s how everyone refers to it from now on to make it easy to Google!). There’s a ton of pictures and promises, promises of video demos.

Personally, I’m torn. Steve aka Chippy says the keyboard is just too small. And he owns a Pepper Pad 3 to compare it to!

Keyboard is very small. Tiny in fact. I have small fingers and was having a lot of trouble. The feedback is nicer than that on the Pepper Pad but the spacing is way too small. Not impressed but will give it another go.

However, there’s the beefy CPU, the higher resolution, the brighter screen — and, yes, even the keyboard! — that all call call call to me.

Steve’s also put up a ton of pictures too: Press Conference and then CeBIT show floor shots. Two exciting ones are the docking station and a rear-view showing the new built-in stand.

Previously in this blog:
Tech prOn: Samsung Q1 Ultra Ultra Mobile PC

Here, What Exactly Is David Bamford Doing In This Video?

Go look and see if you can figure it out! — link to embedded YouTube video. [blog dead]

Heather The Hot: Hot YouTube Vids, A Parasitic Filmmaker, Two MySpace Pages, America’s Most Wanted, And A Muslim Connection!

Heather the Hot has been collected on YouTube!

Barbie Bandits caught
– sound out of sync; camcorder pointed at TV screen!

Barbie Bandits
– the same clip as above; a camcorder again!

Barbie Bandits
– very low sound volume; new shots of Heather the Hot in all her Hotness!

barbie bandits
– fakes!! You’ll burn in Hell for this mockery!

Barbie Bandits
– another rotten camcorder pointed at a TV screen! Shows Meth Bitch Ashley’s mother — who apparently woke up from a drunken stupor, according to the looks of her hair!

Barbie Bandits @SALON
– another camcorder at a screen; this one has the famous CCTV footage of Heather the Hot at a salon after having her hair done (as if she needed enhancing!); she left a fifty-dollar tip! What a big heart she has!!

Barbie Bandits
– blurry, with sound that needs to be jacked directly into the auditory canal to hear!

It turns out most, if not all, of these were posted on YouTube as a cheap marketing ploy by a filmmaker to drum up interest in an independent movie. Bah! If it’s a not a documentary, who’d want to see it? I’ll wait for the CourtTV and A&E versions. Of course, the definitive documentary will come from PBS’s Frontline. Only the best for Heather the Hot!

The exploitive would-be filmmaker is interviewed on the Dr. Blogstein Happy Hour webcast. Drag the slider to 36:45 for the start of the sordid interview (they imply Heather the Hot was a hooker! Slander! Slander!).

The first MySpace page is from the exploitive filmmaker. It has 119 friends. Here’s a comment from someone who personally knew Meth Bitch Ashley:

hahaha this shit is halarious i used to go to school with ashley and ive known her mom since middle school i NEVER EVER though she would do some shit like this … i knew she was crazy but goddddamn HAHA what the fuck

Here’s further testimony to the less-than-shiny quality of Meth Bitch Ashley’s character:

okay well me and ash have been good friends for a while. i love the chick like my damn sister. i never in a million years would have expected her to do some crazy shit like this. i mean, yeah i know we would get in trouble ALL the time together in school and think it was fucking hularious. and then when we got kicked out of grayson we thought that was just the funniest thing in the world but i still would never think that ash would do something this stupid. but regardless. i love ash to death and i hope the best for her. i just hope that after all this she will learn and get her shit straight.

The pattern is clear: Heather the Hot is innocent, goddammit!

The second MySpace page was apparently put up by true admirers of Heather the Hot. It has 252 Friends. Here’s a touching sentiment from Racer X:

Banditas,
Help is on the way, you’ll be out soon.
X

This MySpace page is also filled and filled and filled with videos of people lip-syncing to the song Barbie Girl.

And there are apparently photos of Meth Bitch Ashley from her own MySpace page that was apparently personally deleted by Rupert Murdoch himself (a just-now-made-up rumor has it Meth Bitch Ashley turned down Fox’s advances to make a sitcom based on her story!).

There’s also new information from an article posted there:

Both girls have been in trouble with the law before. Clayton County records show Miller was cited last July for speeding and DUI. Johnston was arrested on Christmas night and charged with criminal trespass after Lawrenceville Police caught her breaking into her parents’ house in the River Colony subdivision in Lawrenceville. Lisa and Edward Johnston were out of town, and when contacted by The Lawrenceville Police Department they said “Heather hasn’t lived there in months” and specifically indicated “she does not belong inside.”
– emphasis added by me.

There it is! Parental neglect!! Additional fodder for her defense attorney!

Heather the Hot has also made America’s Most Wanted!

And, finally, even Muslims want to jump on her fame by citing her in an article about respecting the ambitions of Muslim girls:

We should worry about 19 year-old Heather Johnston, who was known as the ‘Barbie Bandit’ after robbing a bank in Georgia. We should be asking, ‘How did a straight-A student and agile tennis player with great potential turn into a bank robber?’

Ah, Heather! The world loves you! I love you! Fly away with me my little lovebucket!

Prior coverage of that free-spirited bank-robbing heart-breaking hair-styling stalker-creating transvestite-making she-goddess, Heather The Hot, in this blog:
Heather The Hot: Hot Crime And Cold Punishment
Heather The Hot: See? I’ve Found A Way For Our Love To Grow!
Heather The Hot: The Results Are In!
Heather The Hot: The Early Legal Years
Heather The Hot: Hot Action Photos!
Heather: She Has A Hot Brain Too!
Heather: Hotter Than Ever!
Heather: Unrepetant And Still Hot!
I Should Have Known The Hot One Is Named Heather
Hold Me Up, Then Tie Me Down!

UPDATE: Click on the Barbie Bandits category or the Heather category to see all the posts, which include the latest ones.

John Waters: Rod Serling Of The New Century?

Via the daily getTRIO.com newsletter:

John Waters stars as the “Groom Reaper”(!!) in a CourtTV series called ’til Death Do Us Part.

Go to the CourtTV primetime homepage and also to the series site to see the sample vids. Waters is creepy and just flirting with the edge of camp. It’s a wonderful performance. This is going to be a fun series to watch.

Deleted YouTube Rise From The Dead?

Delutube offers users a way to view deleted YouTube videos

Even casual YouTube users have no doubt come across video clips that the company has taken down for one reason or another, but a new service gives viewers at least a chance to see the offending content. Delutube, as its name implies, can serve up some video clips even after YouTube has purged them.

Delutube site

I attempted a test to retrieve some deleted Gerry Anderson vids. But the site is down due to The Digg Effect.