I Am Not A Dog Person

Put your stupid fucking dog on a leash!

And these fucking people are allowed to breed. I weep for their children.

Oh The Stupidity Tracker has some great stuff up.

Pillory Of The Community

Oh for God’s sake! Were they all blind?

Sadistic foster mother’s 19-year reign of terror

A foster mother was found guilty today of subjecting three young children to a “horrifying catalogue of cruel and sadistic treatment”.

Eunice Spry, 62, routinely beat, abused and starved the youngsters in her care over a 19 year period. The devout Jehovah’s Witness forced sticks down their throats and made them eat their own vomit and rat excrement.

Emphasis added by me.

Does she look like someone you’d trust as a babysitter? I try not to judge by appearance, but really!, some people are just so goddammed obvious!

Heather The Hot: Her Pre-Hot, RED Hot Days

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Ow.

WELLLLLLL….. i hate to disapoint a whole bunch of you but since I have come across this I figured that i would set everyone straight. 1st off…..the girls were 19. 2ndly……heather (who is the only one i really know) used to be a drop dead gorgous red head. 3rdly…..apparently cocaine doesnt look good on redheads. I knew heather really welll, went to high school with her, almost beat her ass once, and drove her home from school all that high school drama crap. lol and they werent rolling or stonned, they were coked up that day. Oh and it was heathers birthday…..Happy Birthday Heather…..what jail are they in? forgot to send a present.

Same poster:

still trying to figure out how to post messages…lol not a rocket scientist. I’ll set some of you guys straight on the story since i went to high school with one of the girls (heather) and knew her pretty damn well. 1st…the girls were 19. 2nd….they went worried about their identities b.c they both died their hair…duh! 3rd….i know for a fact heather wasnt ugly last time i left her, she was a drop dead gorgous red head. 4th cocaine will make everyone ugly. and little tid bits that you may like to know…the girls didnt tell anyone what they did, they did it spontaneously and even went out to a party later that night with the money on them (although no one knew at the time). Oh and it was a special occasion….it was heathers BIRTHDAY!! Heather, when your on your 30 min of computer time in jail and you see this…happy belated birthday. hope you had fun!!!

A different poster:

I know one of the girls, Heather. She was my next door neighbor. Please please please do not blame the parents on this. Her parents are hardworking and mean well, but she just got in with the wrong crowd, started doing pot and meth, and just went downhill from there. She was really into tennis for a while, I played with her every week. She used to be one of the best looking girls at my school (really,) then lost a bunch of weight when she went on the meth makeover. She got caught up in drugs, stripping, abusive boyfriends, all the sort. Her parents meant well and it sickens me to see all the negative comments towards them. Her actions are of her own doing.

– emphasis added by me.

Oh, Heather, ma cherie!

Is it true, my innocent pollinated flower?

You fell in with people who do not know how to dress, who slouch around like this?

And all the rest? La Pot and Le Meth?

Ah, it is true! I can see it in your eyes, my petite fallen angel! The way you avoid my gaze and the strange couleur in your eyes!

Zut alors! You make me feel like this:

When all I want to do, my lovely, lively sprinter, is this…

…until you let me catch you!

And then, my delicate one, I will treat you as you should be treated!

Ah, but all of what they have said. It is what is called folie de la jeunesse — the folly of youth! They — symboles d’autorité — do not understand you! You have an artiste inside you!

I will still wait for you, my caged minx! After all, I must do it for the sake of our future children! Our tres jolie darlings, Felony and Larceny –or, if you prefer (for I will not insist!) Feloné and Larcené. And les bébés, our Deposit and Withdrawal! What kind of man would I be, to let our future children grow up without parents? As sad, lonely orphans! I cannot do it, ma cherie!

Everyone else can lose their belief in you, but not I! No, Heather, not I. My sweet Bruyère! I continue to wait, mon amour! Do not lose hope in your dark days! Keep a smile on your pretty face! I await!

I will always wait!

Le XoXo

Prior coverage of that free-spirited bank-robbing heart-breaking hair-styling stalker-creating transvestite-making book-learning non-poetry-writing economy-crashing fame-creating playlist-inspiring humor-making arraignment-appearing Mike Cane-influencing woo-wooing canvas-admiring blonde-faking and totally innocent of the charges though warped by a movie but never going to Texas she-goddess, Heather The Hot, in this blog:
Heather The Hot: Our Life On Canvas!
Heather The Hot: I Begin My Woo Of You!
Heather The Hot: Do You See How Far I Will Go Now?
Heather The Hot: Hot Arraignment Action Photos!
Heather The Hot: Hot Humor Action
Heather The Hot: Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!, Act Three
Heather The Hot: Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!, Act Two
Heather The Hot: Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!
You Poaching Bastard! Go Get Your Own Hot Bank Robber!
Heather The Hot: Did This Movie Warp Her?
Heather The Hot: The Defense Rests!
Barbie Bandits! Heather Johnston! Hot Sex! Free Movies! FREE!!
Heather The Hot: WTF?! Poetry?!!?
Heather The Hot DEFINES Hot!
Heather The Hot: Hot YouTube Vids, A Parasitic Filmmaker, Two MySpace Pages, America’s Most Wanted, And A Muslim Connection!
Heather The Hot: Hot Crime And Cold Punishment
Heather The Hot: See? I’ve Found A Way For Our Love To Grow!
Heather The Hot: The Results Are In!
Heather The Hot: The Early Legal Years
Heather The Hot: Hot Action Photos!
Heather: She Has A Hot Brain Too!
Heather: Hotter Than Ever!
Heather: Unrepetant And Still Hot!
I Should Have Known The Hot One Is Named Heather
Hold Me Up, Then Tie Me Down!

OK, A Second Bellylaugh! But Greed Kills.

PORTRAITURE #1
Lucy In the Field With Flowers

Dear Sirs,

!Bravissimo! Thank you! “Lucy” is clearly the key work in the collection. As with all great art, extended viewing reveals endless layers of mysteries: What is Norman Mailer’s head doing on an innocent grandma’s body, and are those crows or F-16’s skimming the hills?

Oh, what a provenance this piece has!

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And Here It Is: Today’s Bellylaugh!

LANDSCAPE #6
Dog

A remarkable fusion of ski resort and wolf puppy — stoical in his yellow-eyed silence, frozen beneath the ice-capped peak, Dog elequently challenges the viewer to rexamine old concepts of landscape.

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Not Even If You’re Thirsty!

LANDSCAPE #4
Vortex

A black road, tangential to a reservoir, a leering disembodied head, its almost solid shadow spewing blood. Don’t drink the water.

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The Descriptions Themselves Are Art!

UNSEEN FORCES #12
Think Again

This disturbing work “makes an offer you can’t refuse”. The chilling, matter-of-fact manner in which the subject presents the severed head to us is a poignant reminder of just how numb we have become. The understated violence implicit in the scene speaks volumes on our own desensitization, our society’s reflexive use of force, and the artist’s inability to deal with the hindquarters of the animal.

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Heather The Hot: Our Life On Canvas!

UNSEEN FORCES #3
Love Is Being Out On a Limb Together

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Prior coverage of that free-spirited bank-robbing heart-breaking hair-styling stalker-creating transvestite-making book-learning non-poetry-writing economy-crashing fame-creating playlist-inspiring humor-making arraignment-appearing Mike Cane-influencing woo-wooing canvas-admiring and totally innocent of the charges though warped by a movie but never going to Texas she-goddess, Heather The Hot, in this blog:
Heather The Hot: I Begin My Woo Of You!
Heather The Hot: Do You See How Far I Will Go Now?
Heather The Hot: Hot Arraignment Action Photos!
Heather The Hot: Hot Humor Action
Heather The Hot: Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!, Act Three
Heather The Hot: Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!, Act Two
Heather The Hot: Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!
You Poaching Bastard! Go Get Your Own Hot Bank Robber!
Heather The Hot: Did This Movie Warp Her?
Heather The Hot: The Defense Rests!
Barbie Bandits! Heather Johnston! Hot Sex! Free Movies! FREE!!
Heather The Hot: WTF?! Poetry?!!?
Heather The Hot DEFINES Hot!
Heather The Hot: Hot YouTube Vids, A Parasitic Filmmaker, Two MySpace Pages, America’s Most Wanted, And A Muslim Connection!
Heather The Hot: Hot Crime And Cold Punishment
Heather The Hot: See? I’ve Found A Way For Our Love To Grow!
Heather The Hot: The Results Are In!
Heather The Hot: The Early Legal Years
Heather The Hot: Hot Action Photos!
Heather: She Has A Hot Brain Too!
Heather: Hotter Than Ever!
Heather: Unrepetant And Still Hot!
I Should Have Known The Hot One Is Named Heather
Hold Me Up, Then Tie Me Down!

It’s My Life!!!

UNSEEN FORCES #9
Circus of Despair

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Obviously A Case Of Distemper. Just Like Me!

PORTRAITURE #10
Peter the Kitty

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