Heather The Hot: Her Pre-Hot, RED Hot Days

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WELLLLLLL….. i hate to disapoint a whole bunch of you but since I have come across this I figured that i would set everyone straight. 1st off…..the girls were 19. 2ndly……heather (who is the only one i really know) used to be a drop dead gorgous red head. 3rdly…..apparently cocaine doesnt look good on redheads. I knew heather really welll, went to high school with her, almost beat her ass once, and drove her home from school all that high school drama crap. lol and they werent rolling or stonned, they were coked up that day. Oh and it was heathers birthday…..Happy Birthday Heather…..what jail are they in? forgot to send a present.

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still trying to figure out how to post messages…lol not a rocket scientist. I’ll set some of you guys straight on the story since i went to high school with one of the girls (heather) and knew her pretty damn well. 1st…the girls were 19. 2nd….they went worried about their identities b.c they both died their hair…duh! 3rd….i know for a fact heather wasnt ugly last time i left her, she was a drop dead gorgous red head. 4th cocaine will make everyone ugly. and little tid bits that you may like to know…the girls didnt tell anyone what they did, they did it spontaneously and even went out to a party later that night with the money on them (although no one knew at the time). Oh and it was a special occasion….it was heathers BIRTHDAY!! Heather, when your on your 30 min of computer time in jail and you see this…happy belated birthday. hope you had fun!!!

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I know one of the girls, Heather. She was my next door neighbor. Please please please do not blame the parents on this. Her parents are hardworking and mean well, but she just got in with the wrong crowd, started doing pot and meth, and just went downhill from there. She was really into tennis for a while, I played with her every week. She used to be one of the best looking girls at my school (really,) then lost a bunch of weight when she went on the meth makeover. She got caught up in drugs, stripping, abusive boyfriends, all the sort. Her parents meant well and it sickens me to see all the negative comments towards them. Her actions are of her own doing.

– emphasis added by me.

Oh, Heather, ma cherie!

Is it true, my innocent pollinated flower?

You fell in with people who do not know how to dress, who slouch around like this?

And all the rest? La Pot and Le Meth?

Ah, it is true! I can see it in your eyes, my petite fallen angel! The way you avoid my gaze and the strange couleur in your eyes!

Zut alors! You make me feel like this:

When all I want to do, my lovely, lively sprinter, is this…

…until you let me catch you!

And then, my delicate one, I will treat you as you should be treated!

Ah, but all of what they have said. It is what is called folie de la jeunesse — the folly of youth! They — symboles d’autorité — do not understand you! You have an artiste inside you!

I will still wait for you, my caged minx! After all, I must do it for the sake of our future children! Our tres jolie darlings, Felony and Larceny –or, if you prefer (for I will not insist!) Feloné and Larcené. And les bébés, our Deposit and Withdrawal! What kind of man would I be, to let our future children grow up without parents? As sad, lonely orphans! I cannot do it, ma cherie!

Everyone else can lose their belief in you, but not I! No, Heather, not I. My sweet Bruyère! I continue to wait, mon amour! Do not lose hope in your dark days! Keep a smile on your pretty face! I await!

I will always wait!

Le XoXo

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