How’d He Do It? Injections And A Lobotomy?!!?

Dumping by Woods on a Ho-ey Evening

Actor James Woods, 59, and his girlfriend Ashley Madison, 20, have reportedly called it quits.

I mean, not only is that like dating your daughter, for Christ’s sake, the physical and mental differences are just staggering!

Sure, I flirted with Heather in this blog, but, shit, I know the difference between fantasy and reality!

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