Cringely Goes Off The Fucking Deep End

Mean Time Between Failures: We need a search engine for hate.

There are Internet start-ups scouring the web by the hundreds right now looking for every imaginable form of content or commercial intention, but I’m guessing there isn’t a single spider program specifically dragging back signs of hate. Why not? Search the web for hate and vitriol and despair, do some clever parsing and analysis to figure out the where and when, then throw a mapping mashup interface on it all with the simple goal of giving school principals and baseball coaches and worried moms and dads a place to look for trouble brewing in their schools, towns or neighborhoods.

Oh yeah? Define “hate” first. Don’t give me that bullshit pornography argument, either: “I know it when I see it.” I have entire universes of bitching in this blog. You going to classify it as “hate”?

How are you going to choose between these blog posts of yesterday?

Fuck You And Your PC And Your MC
Let Him Wear The Goddammed Dress!
More Reasons To Hate My Fellow Males (Who Aren’t Men)
Everyone Knows What To Do About Everyone Else (Not That I’m Any Goddammed Exception!)
Kick. Them. Out. NOW!
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead. Which Old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch Is Dead.

Which one is “hate” and which isn’t? And who is doing the judging? Christians will see #2 as hatred of their values. You “sensitive” motherfuckers will choose #1 and #5 because, according to my values, you hate this country, the West, and all the privileges that allow you sick, twisted fucks to judge others while you sip your fucking bottled aqua du jour and tsk-tsk over how “unenlightened” the rest of us are.

Well, fuck all of you Nazi bastards.

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