August 7, 2007
Let’s see the scorecard thus far of Things I Love/Need and Their Current Status:
Wendy’s 99-cent menu: Dead!
(Where I am most things are now $1.29!)
Table of Malcontents: Dead!
Junkiness: Dead!
Scribez: Dead?
Toasted Quaker Oats Bars: Dead!
(And I haven’t forgotten your asses, QO!)
Fake Steve Jobs: Dead!
Pizza slice for $1 in Manhattan: Dead!
(I went yesterday and it’s now $1.50!)
Lo Mein in Chinatown for $1: Endangered species!
(One street stall raised it to $1.25!)
What’s next? Who’s next?
(Go on, laugh it up. It’ll be my turn when you pay $8/gallon of gas, suckah!) (Right, like that shit won’t immediately ripple down to my world!)
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August 7, 2007
YouGetIt: Epic Fail
YouGetIt is so stupid I think it gave me diabetes. It’s like a Craigslist without the organic content mashed together with Pageflakes-style drag & drop Ajax douchebaggery, baked for 30 minutes and served with a piping hot side of fail.
Allegedly, YouGetIt is a web start page that will connect you to local resources. It uses little draggable modules to separate different categories of content, so if you don’t like the “Local TV Stations” module in the left column, you can drag it to the middle. Can you smell the revolution?
Ah, fuck. How long before this site goes belly-up? Uncov, I mean. It’s too good to keep going. It’s like The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (was) except, you know, real.
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August 7, 2007
I don’t engage in necro-postings. The dead guy is an actor! It’s fake, for crying out loud! Fake!
Go see the YouTube video. It’s Sprockets from SNL!
Just for that, you may not touch my monkey!
No. Not for you!
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