Reference: Installing Native Apps On An iPhone

How To: Install Apps on Your iPhone Easily, No Hacking Skills Required

I put this here Just In Case.

But by the time I get my own damned iPhone, Apple will have released an Official SDK and native apps will be all over the place and no harder to install than an iTunes sync.

Blog Notes: WordPress Burped

I was working on a post when WordPress refreshed the damned page underneath me and dissolved the text into Electron Hell.

A side-effect of hitting the Back button to try to recover the missing text resulted in the temporary invisibility of a recent post about Kenneth Che-Tew Eng.

That post is now back where it was.

Don’t panic.

China: Every Day A New Lethal Product!

Poison pyjamas add to China export scares

The safety problems affecting Chinese goods spread from toys to textiles on Monday as New Zealand said it would investigate allegations that imported children’s clothes contained dangerous levels of formaldehyde.

The government ordered the probe after scientists hired by a consumer watchdog programme discovered formaldehyde in Chinese clothes at levels of up to 900 times regarded as safe. Manufacturers sometimes apply formaldehyde to clothes to prevent mildew. It can cause skin rashes, irritation to the eyes and throat and allergic reactions.

The Warehouse, a New Zealand retailer, issued a recall at the weekend for children’s pyjamas made in China after two children were burned when their flannelette nightclothes caught fire.

I’m… just… stunned.

China is the ballpeen hammer of the planet that’s hitting everyone on the skull.

How soon will a Communist Chinese government release come out decrying this as scaremongering or as plain lies?

Previously in this blog:
Question Of The Day: Is China Out Of Its Fucking Mind?
Chinese Take-Out
The Shadow Of Doomsday Appears…
China: Lost In Translation
China Wants To Join The Rest Of The World
China Does The Right Thing
China: Will That Country Wind Up Killing Us All?
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Is Pimping An Asian Mein Kampf Book Proposal!
The Day Will Come When The Suits Will Hang For Their Many Money-Grubbing Sins
When Your Child Dies, Remember To Thank Your Republican-Voting God For The Free Market!
The China Syndrome
The Algorithm Is Ask.com!
Is It Happening In America?
The Answer Is Yes
Healthy, Immortal Chinese To Conquer Sick, Dying World
Yeah, I Know. But It’s Just So Damned FUNNY!
China Sets Blog Record Here!
Hello To China
Another Fake
Fake iPod Nano Fondle

Question Of The Day: Is China Out Of Its Fucking Mind?

BeliefWatch: Reincarnate

Aug. 20-27, 2007 issue – In one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”

Emphasis added by me.

Which pissant government shit got it into his totalitarian syphilitic brain that the afterlife could be legislated? And who was the second pissant government shit who thought, “Hmmm… this is an important issue and must be put up for an official vote!”

I’m beginning to think that China should pick up and move to another planet.

Previously in this blog:
Chinese Take-Out
The Shadow Of Doomsday Appears…
China: Lost In Translation
China Wants To Join The Rest Of The World
China Does The Right Thing
China: Will That Country Wind Up Killing Us All?
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Is Pimping An Asian Mein Kampf Book Proposal!
The Day Will Come When The Suits Will Hang For Their Many Money-Grubbing Sins
When Your Child Dies, Remember To Thank Your Republican-Voting God For The Free Market!
The China Syndrome
The Algorithm Is Ask.com!
Is It Happening In America?
The Answer Is Yes
Healthy, Immortal Chinese To Conquer Sick, Dying World
Yeah, I Know. But It’s Just So Damned FUNNY!
China Sets Blog Record Here!
Hello To China
Another Fake
Fake iPod Nano Fondle

England Continues To Give Away Its Country

Now they’ve surrendered TV to the Islamic Fifth Column!

BBC drops fictional terror attack to avoid offending Muslims

The BBC has dropped plans to show a fictional terror attack in an episode of Casualty to avoid offending Muslims.

The first show of the hospital drama’s new series was to have featured a storyline about an explosion caused by Islamic extremists.

Winston Churchill spins in his grave… as do other dead Britons who fought to create, maintain, and defend their land against the forces of evil, ignorance, and superstition.

How disgusting!

Hey, England! Why don’t all of you natives just vacate the land so you can be certain none of the Islamic Fifth Columnists there are ever offended?

I wouldn’t be surprised if that comes next.

Previously in this blog:
Why Move Somewhere Else And Take Along Your Cultural Shit?
They Fuck Up A Logo, Give Their Country To Muslims, And Now Drive Redheads Mad!
The Brits Can’t Do Logos Nor Can They Even Keep Their Nation!
It’s A Broken Swastika!
The Fall Of London Design
Kick. Them. Out. NOW!
And If It Happens…
What’s That Wonderful Scent In The Air? Oh, Frankness! They’ll Hang Him Now.
As Usual, They Get The Future All Wrong
There Is A Righteous Rage (Global Edition)
Pillory Of The Community
Were They High When They Wrote This Shit?
There Is A Righteous Rage
The Homo Fag Queer We All Owe

MySpace Music: Feh!

Been bouncing around MySpace today looking for some more exciting music.

Something as exciting as stumbling across The Perfects or Planetakis or Venomentality or NoBarbies or other bands I have as MySpace Friends.

No bloody luck.

I’ve become more selective in which bands I will ask to be a Friend.

I’ve got six pages of Favorites — basically MySpace Profile bookmarks — all of bands which show some promise but don’t have more than a single song that I like. I don’t want to keep adding band after band as Friends because then I’ll start getting Bulletins from them. And then some of them might want mentions in this blog. And if they have only one song that I like… well, I don’t need such grief.

I guess I was very, very lucky in finding so much good music in my early MySpace sojourns.

Quote Of The Day: Mary Magdalan

THE LIGHT FRIGHTENS THE SHIT OUT OF ME

people are usually scared of the dark but me…..the light frightens the shit out of me.

Animated GIF goes to her MySpace page.

Band: The National — Pictures Posted

Someone posted pictures of their South Street Seaport appearance I posted about earlier.

Sample their music at their MySpace page.

Previously in this blog:
Band: The National

Horror Of The Day: Cat Edition

130 Cats in a Small Apartment — embedded Flash video

It has sound. What it lacks is odor. I don’t give a damn how clean the place is, more than a handful of cats stink very quickly.

Laugh Of The Day: Stupid Cop Edition

Cop shoots Cop (himself) — embedded Flash video

This dude was giving a lecture to kids about guns when he shoots himself in the foot.

It speaks for itself…