November 2006 Contents

November 30, 2006

From first post to last…

November 2006 subhead: Soothing the Smart Minority and Scourging the Stupid Majority
October 2006 Contents
Internet Saved The Radio Star
James Kendrick: Professional Fiend!
Go Wash Your Hands
Day Of Strange Blood
Is Nokia Totally Incompetent?
Writer Added
CopyNazis Repelled
To The Unknown Thief:
Samsung, You Slay Me!
What Sent Nixon Down The Road Of Madness
There Is A Righteous Rage
There Is A Right Way, And There Is The Nokia Way
Memos to Sony (#2 of a series)
M. Dylan Raskin – Part 2 (of 2)
Nokia 770 Regains Shit Title
Live Zunes In NYC To Fondle!!
Zune Fondle!
Political Change? Prove it!
NYC Tech Trawl
PlayStation 3 Mania
Criswell Was Better
That Funny, That Nasty, That Charming Man
I Should Have Camped Out!
There Is A Righteous Rage
Ztupidity 2
PlayStation 3 Open Platform!
The Homo Fag Queer We All Owe
Pepper Pad 3 On Sale In NYC?
Bill Bryson: Two-Fisted Gusto!
Palm’s LifeDrive: A Heartbreaker
Girls Don’t Cry @ The Bitter End 11/20/06
Christopher Fowler’s Bryant & May
“The bastards got me, but they won’t get everybody.”
Get Thee To A Zunery
“…but they won’t get everybody.”
Christopher Fowler Slays Me
Get Thee NOT To A Zunery
BBC Touch
Clever Parasite Ad
Spoon Moon Zune
Life After Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death
What The Fuck Do You Mean, “I Don’t Know”?
Pepper Pad 3 Gets Deep Review
Finally! Lusty Vega Gets A Blog!
James Kendrick: Professional Fiend!
Kutaragi Will Rise Again


Kutaragi Will Rise Again

November 30, 2006

Sony Replaces PlayStation Chief Kutaragi After Delays [FURLed copy]

James Kendrick: Professional Fiend!

November 30, 2006

He was at the start of the month, now he’s at the end too.

James sold his Samsung Q1!

Went with that hussy, the Fujitsu P1610.

He does this shit just to drive me crazy!!

Finally! Lusty Vega Gets A Blog!

November 29, 2006

Steve at Carrypad has revealed that someone has started a blog for one of my Lust Objects, the Raon Digital Vega microPC.

Given the problems Steve mentioned in his review of the Pepper Pad 3, this little bugger has gone higher up on my Might Buy List.

I hope this Vega blog will be updated frequently!

Pepper Pad 3 Gets Deep Review

November 29, 2006

Steve over at Carrypad has done a Pepperpad 3 full review.

It’s five pages long with a photo gallery that includes pr0n shots of the Pad’s guts!

Well done. A must-read.

What The Fuck Do You Mean, “I Don’t Know”?

November 27, 2006

It’s a worldwide story that I won’t even bother to link to: fifty (at least!) bullets shot by the NYPD into a soon-to-be-groom’s vehicle following a bachelor party.

As if that isn’t enough to send me into a fury, what came next is even worse.

The Mayor and Police Commissioner decide to hold a press conference today.

Mark those key words: they decide.

So when the questions come from the press, what do most of their answers consist of?

“I don’t know.”

Well why the fuck don’t you know?!!?

Youscheduled this goddammed meeting to report to us, your bosses (you do remember who the fuck puts that money in your bank accounts, right?), and you basically drop your pants before us and show us that you’re dickless?

What the fuck is this?

How fucking DARE you!

If I came before either of you smug bastards in a job interview, would either of you find “I don’t know” an acceptable reply to any interview question you lobbed at me? Would either of you hire me on the basis of “I don’t know”?

Then why the fuck do you expect me as your employer to accept your bullshit “I don’t know” replies today?!!?

What the bloody fuck is wrong with you people?

Life After Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death

November 27, 2006

And you did your best but
As I live and breathe
You have killed me
You have killed me

Yes I walk around
But you have killed me
You have killed me

— from the song “You Have Killed Me” from the album Ringleader of the Tormentors by Morrissey

[Lyrics Copyright © 2006 Morrissey. Excerpts used without explicit permission under the Fair Use provisions of Copyright law. CopyNazis can go fuck themselves.]