Ew.

It’s NaNoWriMo.

God help us!

To, uh, encourage these people turning typewriters into tripewriters, this:

God! They all think they can write, don’t they? Every little bleeder who can hold a ball-pen the right way up.
— Philip Marlow [The Singing Detective by Dennis Potter; Copyright © 1986 by Dennis Potter; pg. 201 of the trade paper edition of the script]