Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye!

According to that RealAge test I mentioned in my prior post, I have been among the walking dead for 17.3 years.

To return to the living, they’ve given me a list of things to do that is longer than the New Testament.

That’s too much work to be alive!

And there’s no guarantee that bastard Death won’t jog my way again and shout, “Tag! You’re It!”

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