Thunderbirds: The First Abomination

“Thunderbirds” on Fox Kids (1994)

Hoping to jump on the Power Rangers bandwagon, ITC re-edited original Thunderbirds hour-long episodes into new half-our shows featuring all new dialogue and rock music.

The bastards. This was a blasphemy and a sacrilege.

Worse was to come: Turbocharged Thunderbirds! With Jeff Tracy being condescended to by a pair of sickly Californian teenyboppers who addressed him as “Mister T”!!!

Then that horrible movie by Frakes.