Let’s Break Out The Hershey’s Nuggets And Get Down, Baby!

March 31, 2007

Do Women Enjoy Chocolate More Than Sex?

Joan Sewell would rather eat chocolate than have sex according to her new book I’d Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido. The book, hailed as revolutionary and groundbreaking, brave and even brilliant, is an autobiographical cruise through Sewell’s attempts to fix her sexual ennui and come to a compromise with Kip, her much hornier hubby who wants sex at least three times a month.

Emphasis added by me.

The filthy beast!

How often do you sleep together?

Do you have sex often?

Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.

Constantly! I’d say three times a week.

— from Annie Hall

Come on, baby. Clog my arteries! Clog them good.

All I Got For My Meow Was A Scratched Face!

March 31, 2007

Come Back 7

Ishida, you are killing my day!!

The Original Sin. No, Wait. The ONLY Sin!

March 31, 2007

Just Say No To Knowledge

She Stopped My Invasion Too!

March 31, 2007


So there I am yesterday walking down Broadway and this cutie and I lock eyes.

I give her a look-over.

She gives me a look-over.

My look-over telegraphs: Cute!

Hers: You ambulatory garbage! In your dreams.

I yelled: If that’s a promise, I’ll go to sleep right now!

She ran away.

Works every time.

Book Me! Beat Me!

March 31, 2007


Oh it feels so good.

Let me page you, baby. Yeah, just like that.

This Kind Of Sex Is Best With Ketchup

March 31, 2007

Tempestuous Relationship

Oh it’s G-rated. Well, PG…

He Says, She Says

March 31, 2007

The Idea of Me

I once said that to a woman!

And then another woman said it to me!

Ain’t life beautiful?

For Me Too!

March 31, 2007

It Never Comes Out Right

This guy is so good. I could lose an entire day or year looking at his stuff.

Satan TV

March 31, 2007

When TV really is Hell.

See Time Pass On Human Faces

March 31, 2007

A family takes a photograph of itself every year for thirty years.

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