Joan Sewell would rather eat chocolate than have sex according to her new book I’d Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido. The book, hailed as revolutionary and groundbreaking, brave and even brilliant, is an autobiographical cruise through Sewell’s attempts to fix her sexual ennui and come to a compromise with Kip, her much hornier hubby who wants sex at least three times a month.
Emphasis added by me.
The filthy beast!
How often do you sleep together?
Do you have sex often?
Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.
Constantly! I’d say three times a week.
— from Annie Hall
Come on, baby. Clog my arteries! Clog them good.