Warren Ellis Puts His Fingers Into My Head And Plays With My Brain, Again!

I missed this when it was originally posted. (I missed a lot of stuff on the Net. Thank you, Nokia!)


When was the last time I wrote a character wearing shades? Was it Spider? Jones has his goggles, but he doesn’t wear them much.

I was watching this video Fraction sent me. It’s a collection of the last thirty seconds of teasers from a bunch of CSI MIAMI episodes — the bit before they smash-cut to the main title sequence. Now, you know how CSI works — the teaser sets up the crime, the protagonist cranks off a smart line, smash in the titles. Right?

This video — it’s on YouTube – is surreally compelling. David Caruso – the Carusobot, as we know him — hits every one of his last-line zingers with the same cadence. “What are you going to do, Carusobot?” “We-e-e…are going to find ourselves a bear rapist.” Crash in The Who, main titles.

Go see the YouTube video:

CSI Miami – Endless Caruso One Liners

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

But don’t come crying to me afterwards. Email Amnesty International. Such torture is just inhumane!

Prior mentions of Warren Ellis in this blog:
Harlan Ellison: Hyperactive Squared!
Note To Myself: Get This Movie!
The Future Officially Began On February 16, 1978
Warren Ellis’s Worst(?) Nightmare
And Then Google’s Stock Finally Thank You Jesus Crashes And Takes The Entire Global Economy Down The Toilet, Thank You Science!
Aum Shinrikyo Redux
TV: From Infinity to Affinity
Congratulations to Warren Ellis
Even More Delays…

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