Heather The Hot: The Early Legal Years

Where she lived looks all twisted and crazy in this skyview from Google Maps. If I were her defense attorney, I’d submit this as evidence of being provoked to madness! (And no, that is not her address!)

The high school she attended looks like a Cold War military installation in this skyview from Google Maps. If I were her defense attorney, I’d submit this as evidence of emotional oppression.

Her Hope Scholarship to attend college was funded by the state lottery! If I were her defense attorney, I’d submit this as the hypocrisy of state-sanctioned theft.

Barbie

This is Barbie. As her defense attorney, I’d file a multi-million lawsuit against Mattel for warping her values in her formative years. Everyone knows that Barbie is a tool of female oppression!

And now, recent events:

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Heather is shapely from behind. And what a behind!

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Heather can sometimes be camera shy. Especially after a felony and spying a CCTV camera!

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Heather shows some leg. Look! She has two of them, just like us mortals!

That’s all you get for today, you drooling beasts!

Prior coverage of that free-spirited bank-robbing hair-styling she-goddess, Heather The Hot, in this blog:
Heather The Hot: Hot Action Photos!
Heather: She Has A Hot Brain Too!
Heather: Hotter Than Ever!
Heather: Unrepetant And Still Hot!
I Should Have Known The Hot One Is Named Heather
Hold Me Up, Then Tie Me Down!

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