Britney: From Bald To Balled

Britney Spears Has a New Boyfriend

I give it a week before he realizes Britney is only good at smoking cigarettes and being retarded.

Prior coverage of Britney Spears in this blog: (goddam, I never thought I’d be typing that sentence when I started this blog!)
As Usual, Bamford Makes Me Look Stoopid
Aieeeeeeeeee!
Jaysus

Scotty, Belay That Order. The Kid’s All Right!

Wil Wheaton’s Geek in Review: WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER, Part II

On my way back to my trailer, the DGA trainee stopped me. “Gene Roddenberry would like you to call his office, Wil.”

“Okay.”

I changed direction, and walked to the stage phone. My heart began to beat hard in my chest. Had Gene heard too? WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER had known Gene for over 20 years . . . oh my god. Was Gene going to be pissed at me?

Wil Wheaton concludes one of the greatest Trek stories I’ve ever read.

–linkswipe from Pajiba

Prior coverage and mentions of Wil Wheaton in this blog:
This Is For Wil Wheaton
Scotty, I Need More Power! This Kid Won’t Die!

He’s Just SO Rude!

Ten Other Things Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Claims Responsibility For

I’d always wondered about #1. Now I can rest easier…

Will Someone Please Bust A Cap In Old Man Winter’s Head?

We’ve had eighteen hours (maybe more!) of rain, snow, ice, sleet.

Due to the weather, I wound up with an injury last night.

This morning, I nearly got killed (again; add it to the list).

Old Man Winter Must Die!

Good! We Can Use A Dose Of Doom Around Here. If Only To Cheer Me Up.

Top investor sees U.S. property crash

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Commodities investment guru Jim Rogers stepped into the U.S. subprime fray on Wednesday, predicting a real estate crash that would trigger defaults and spread contagion to emerging markets.

“You can’t believe how bad it’s going to get before it gets any better,” the prominent U.S. fund manager told Reuters by telephone from New York.

“It’s going to be a disaster for many people who don’t have a clue about what happens when a real estate bubble pops.

“It is going to be a huge mess,” said Rogers, who has put his $15 million belle epoque mansion on Manhattan’s Upper West Side on the market and is planning to move to Asia.

Emphasis added by me.

Holy shit! He’s fleeing!!

–linkswipe via Drudge