Bush: Short-Named, Short-Sighted

Bush the Perfunctory:

Four years, 3200+ dead, 24,000++ wounded, the fast track to a trillion dollars flushed down the shitter, the country begging for the exit strategy, and that’s all the speech we get?

Five minutes or less of “Fuck you, fuckers, we’re staying and I don’t give two sheep shits what anyone thinks. Oh, and Congress? Gimme the money, bitches.” He might as well have come out in his pajamas, grunted, “Talking points 3, 27, and 105,” and shuffled back to sleep, scratching his ass along the way. Then the reporters could have consulted their handy lists of talking points, downloadable to their PDAs, to see which lines they needed to repeat again and again.