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Study Finds One-Third in D.C. Illiterate

WASHINGTON (AP) – About one-third of the people living in the national’s capital are functionally illiterate, compared with about one-fifth nationally, according to a report on the District of Columbia.

The one-third didn’t shock me.

The one-fifth nationally fucked with my head.

That’s one out of every five people! (Yeah, duh. But do you they could see that? I’m sure among the people they know, it’s one-hundred per cent.)

And I would bet that ninety-five per cent of them need some sort of head medication.

God damn. A front seat at the end of the world.

–linkswipe via Drudge