Regis Rises!


Regis Philbin fine after heart surgery

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — Daytime television host Regis Philbin was cracking jokes with nurses a day after heart surgery, co-host Kelly Ripa told the “Live with Regis and Kelly” audience Thursday.


She said that one of his doctors says Philbin has “the heart of a 19-year-old.”

What did I say? I said this:

In terms of vigor, you should feel like you’re in your 20s when it’s all over with.

The arteries get blocked:


And they cut open your chest!

Heart 02


They cut open your chest with a buzzsaw!

And then they wire your ribcage shut!

It’s barbaric! Stem cells and nanotech now!

Previously in ths blog:
Regis Philbin: A Heart Bypass Account For You To Read
Godspeed, Regis Philbin
Healthy, Immortal Chinese To Conquer Sick, Dying World
Stem Cells And Nanotech NOW, Goddammit!
Political Change? Prove it!

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