LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) — Daytime television host Regis Philbin was cracking jokes with nurses a day after heart surgery, co-host Kelly Ripa told the “Live with Regis and Kelly” audience Thursday.
She said that one of his doctors says Philbin has “the heart of a 19-year-old.”
What did I say? I said this:
In terms of vigor, you should feel like you’re in your 20s when it’s all over with.
The arteries get blocked:
And they cut open your chest!
They cut open your chest with a buzzsaw!
And then they wire your ribcage shut!
It’s barbaric! Stem cells and nanotech now!
Previously in ths blog:
Regis Philbin: A Heart Bypass Account For You To Read
Godspeed, Regis Philbin
Healthy, Immortal Chinese To Conquer Sick, Dying World
Stem Cells And Nanotech NOW, Goddammit!
Political Change? Prove it!