Let’s Break Out The Hershey’s Nuggets And Get Down, Baby!

Do Women Enjoy Chocolate More Than Sex?

Joan Sewell would rather eat chocolate than have sex according to her new book I’d Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido. The book, hailed as revolutionary and groundbreaking, brave and even brilliant, is an autobiographical cruise through Sewell’s attempts to fix her sexual ennui and come to a compromise with Kip, her much hornier hubby who wants sex at least three times a month.

Emphasis added by me.

The filthy beast!

ALVY’S PSYCHIATRIST
How often do you sleep together?

ANNIE’S PSYCHIATRIST
Do you have sex often?

ALVY
Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.

ANNIE
Constantly! I’d say three times a week.

– from Annie Hall

Come on, baby. Clog my arteries! Clog them good.

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