OMG!!! 1,000th Post!

April 5, 2007

Fireworks

Just looked at Blog Stats and this — yes this! — is the one-thousandth post here.

Somehow I thought it’d be something, uh, you know, like, special.

Nope.


All That Free Money And I Never Knew The Party Was Going Down Or Even Got An Invite. As Usual!

April 5, 2007

Attack of the Mortgage Vultures

George Bush likes to boast about the high rates of homeownership. But today in America, millions of homeowners are at risk of seeing their prized possession taken right out from under them.

Over the last decade, we have been witnessing some of the most brazen acts of mortgage entrapment ever to hit the American housing market.

Subprime lenders have coaxed eager consumers to buy or refinance their homes so often with no money down, and at seemingly low interest rates. But now millions of homeowners are paying way more than they can afford.

Previously in this blog:
First Cracks, Then Crumble, Then Crash
The Answer Is Yes
When An Economy Crashes, Baby, There Are No Airbags!
And Then Google’s Stock Finally Thank You Jesus Crashes And Takes The Entire Global Economy Down The Toilet, Thank You Science!
The Road to Great Depression 2.0


I Call This Bullshit

April 5, 2007

Dvorak: iPhone battery dead after 40 minutes

Puhleeze!

First of all, Jobs himself was seen in public using it.

The witness didn’t report Jobs having any problems with it.

Second, I’m sure the software isn’t yet final.

Third, Dvorak? Dvorak? Dvorak?


What Is Wrong With You People?!!?

April 5, 2007

Horror fan slashed sleeping pal’s face with Freddy Krueger-style glove

A horror movie fanatic who repeatedly slashed his terrified friend with a home-made Freddy Krueger glove was jailed for life yesterday.

Jason Moore was obsessed with the Nightmare on Elm Street killer and spent hours crafting various recreations of his ‘horrific’ weapon.

With our damage in your head.

–linkswipe via Drudge


Today’s WTF?

April 5, 2007

Blog Stats show someone winding up here using this search term:

free images of muslim hot girls

Fine, you eejit. Here ya go:

Jihad Bride


And You Think I’m Mean?!!?

April 5, 2007

Pictures That Make the Rude Pundit Want To Down Three Klonopin With a Fifth of Tequila, Part 2

The most my caption would have said was, “Ewwwww!”


Oh Wow. She’s Gives A New Meaning To Meltdown.

April 5, 2007

Queen of Nice? Try Nuts.

Renowned metallurgist Rosie O’Donnell proclaimed on TV last Thursday that Sept. 11, 2001, was a more significant date than most of us realized. It was, in her words, “the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel.”

This, of course, came as news to steelworkers, blacksmiths, firefighters, manufacturers of samurai swords, and other fools who hadn’t realized that steel is forged in magic furnaces using dragon breath and pixie dust.

–linkswipe from Junkiness