Jarvis Calls Them Twinkie Badges; I Called Them Fucking Stickers

No twinkie badges here.

I don’t need anyone lecturing me and telling me not to be disagreeable. I won’t take it from Continental clerks when flights are canceled. I won’t take it from you. I’ll be disagreeable if I want to be. And I am right now.

Good for him!

Fuck the Hall Monitors and Nannies.

Go choke on your godammed granola and organic beer, you sissy freaks.

Previously in this blog:
Fuck You And Your Fucking Stickers, You Fucking Fuckheads

Run For Your Life. This Is A Real Person!

Crazy Jesus woman — YouTube video

Ever read the book or seen the movie Misery?

She’s it.

Reference: Gunshot Special Effect

Alicia Takes A Bullet! Watch As We Shoot Her With A Beretta!

Watch Alicia take a bullet as we show you how to do the Hollywood Gunshot Effect using household items! Great for amateur filmmakers!

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Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

I can’t make up shit like this:

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls movie site

Not safe for Work, and definitely not for Christians or other Children.

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Today’s WTF: Bush Saw First Plane Hit World Trade Center?!!?

He says it. It’s on video.

Bush saw 1st plane hit tower? Impossible! Nope, he said it. — embedded video

We have a madman as President.

God Bless This Guy!

Fighting Among Us, Will Not Defeat The Hun! As to The Flood…

The Christian Right (of which they are neither) has blasphemed God and Jesus and Judaism and Muslimism and attacked the sensitivities of Americans with a slimy disfigurement of God and Jesus and the need of the Right to maintain a Cold-War conflict between religion and science […]

And:

Dogma is the enemy of God and men and those who eschew science are the enemy of God and of men, that is all God and religion have in common.

Oh this is just sheer absolute brilliance:

The Neo-cons and the “Christian” Right, have made themselves the enemy by their unchristian lack of tolerance and their hatred and sadistic violence aimed, for the moment at Muslims, but soon will include anyone who is not as stupid and insane as they.

More brilliance:

[…] let me say that for a “believer” not to be a scholar is indolence and stupidity […]

A must-read.

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I Think There Is Retrocausality Is There Think I

Physicist needs $20,000 for time-travel experiment

What Cramer hopes to be able to do is split a photon, sending two “entangled” photons down two very different pathways of varying lengths using fiber-optic cables. Photons can exist in either particle or wave forms. The outcome can be manipulated by placement of detectors.

Because the photons are entangled, however one is detected (i.e., whether as a particle or a wave) also will determine the form taken by the other. But by running one photon through a 10-kilometer spool of optic cable, the second photon will be delayed 50 microseconds.

In short, moving the location of the detector for the delayed photon to change it from wave to particle would also change the first photon — according to standard quantum theory. For this to happen, some kind of signal has to go backward in time.

Emphasis added by me.

If this turned out to be true, it would be absolutely mind-blasting. The implications would … I’m just wordless.

Where are all those Silicon Valley geekoids with their bags of cash? Forget buying that new toy. Plunk it down on something that matters. Fund this guy!

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When Science And Reality Wave Bye-Bye To One Another…

The Subprime Meltdown and the Ownership Society

If, say, those fees came to 10 percent on a $200,000 house, or $20,000, then the transaction costs would have added $5,000 per year to the housing cost for a typical moderate-income home buyer. Since the median annual rent in Washington is only around $9,000, the transaction costs associated with buying and selling a home are significant. A family that lived in a home for only four years almost certainly would have been better off renting.

You pointy-headed eejit.

Did you stop to consider what the fuck that low rent would get a person?

Did you stop to consider the kind of people you’d have to be around at that low rent?

Buying a house isn’t always about money, you goddammed dope.

It’s about being around better surroundings and better people.

Related prior coverage in this blog:
All That Free Money And I Never Knew The Party Was Going Down Or Even Got An Invite. As Usual!
First Cracks, Then Crumble, Then Crash
The Answer Is Yes
When An Economy Crashes, Baby, There Are No Airbags!
And Then Google’s Stock Finally Thank You Jesus Crashes And Takes The Entire Global Economy Down The Toilet, Thank You Science!
The Road to Great Depression 2.0

Fucking Goddammed Motherfucking Meth!

72-Hour Party People
Meth: It’s not just for the white-trash crowd.

It comes wrapped in red foil and purple tissue, this intricate figurine molded in the form of a Japanese demon, with clawed feet, a mane of fire and a thick tongue jutting from a bloodthirsty smirk. Transparent, the size of a child’s fist, it looks like a tiny ice carving or a statuette of glass. It is neither. In fact, it is 25 grams (a little less than one ounce) of nearly 100 percent pure crystallized methamphetamine hydrochloride, known on the streets of Asia as “Shabu.” It was almost certainly manufactured in a clandestine laboratory in China, then shipped to the Philippines and on to Hawaii, and finally to Denver. Here it was purchased on the black market for $5,500 — nearly five times the street value of an equivalent amount of cocaine and ten times that of low-grade, powdered crystal meth.

And:

Shabu is radically addictive. Yet Nick seems unfazed by his own estimate that in less than half a year, he has personally introduced the drug to more than a dozen people who now smoke it with him all weekend long at least once a month, if not twice. He and his party posse burn through a 25-gram chunk of Shabu every three or four weekends, which means they’ve each cultivated about a $300-per-month habit.

And:

Shabu, she says, is “like sticking your brain in a huge pencil sharpener and grinding it and grinding it and grinding it until everything you see and think is just super, super sharp.”

This is an example of her “sharpness”:

“Oh, my God, you know the fucking war, right? The liberation, the occupation, whatever? And the Palestinians, right? And the Israelis and the Muslims and Hindus and all the hate and the fucking guns and the bombs and the, uh, the, uh, you know, all the children with their legs blown off by land mines in Afghanistan, right? You see what I’m saying? I mean, you all know, you’ve all seen like a million times that one picture of that little boy from Afghanistan, right? And he’s in his little purple robe, with his little white sheepherder’s hat, and his little Christmas Carol, um, what do you call it? His Tiny Tim crutches, you know, right? And he’s got these, like, you know, like these little sad, brown, puppy dog, fucking abused-animal, dog-pound, take-me-home-please eyes, right? I mean, God…okay, right now, let’s get online, and let’s find out who he is and where he lives and, and, and, let’s find out what we need to do to buy him a new leg, right now! Who’s got a laptop?”

Goddammed deluded bitch cretin.

And then these spoiled motherfuckers, when their lives inevitably crash and burn, will be begging me for money on the street. Die you motherfuckers! Do an overdose and just fucking die. Die now!

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Previously in this blog:
This Is Your Face On Meth
I Learn A New Word
Die You Meth Bastards! Die! Die! Die!
Meth. Die You Bastards!
You Meth Lab Bastards Must Die!
Ho Ho Owwwww…

Thank You. I’d Like To Kill Myself Now, Please.

Marching Powder

Another source of funds for the cash-strapped prison is corporate sponsorship. Coca-Cola provides cash, tables, chairs and umbrellas in return for the exclusive right to advertise and sell its product line.

And:

One inmate’s pet, known in the book as ‘Crack Cat’, is also addicted to smoking cocaine base.

Oh. My. God.

Go see this slideshow. Now!

This is like a totally Free Market Prison of the sort that would give Libertarians, Republicans, and other money freaks spontaneous ejaculations just imagining.

It’s also like a Bizarro World prison.

It’s totally outside the realm of all sanity.

It’s not even noon, and just reading this has sapped my strength for living…

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