Thank You. I’d Like To Kill Myself Now, Please.

Marching Powder

Another source of funds for the cash-strapped prison is corporate sponsorship. Coca-Cola provides cash, tables, chairs and umbrellas in return for the exclusive right to advertise and sell its product line.


One inmate’s pet, known in the book as ‘Crack Cat’, is also addicted to smoking cocaine base.

Oh. My. God.

Go see this slideshow. Now!

This is like a totally Free Market Prison of the sort that would give Libertarians, Republicans, and other money freaks spontaneous ejaculations just imagining.

It’s also like a Bizarro World prison.

It’s totally outside the realm of all sanity.

It’s not even noon, and just reading this has sapped my strength for living…

–linkswipe via reddit


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