Another source of funds for the cash-strapped prison is corporate sponsorship. Coca-Cola provides cash, tables, chairs and umbrellas in return for the exclusive right to advertise and sell its product line.
And:
One inmate’s pet, known in the book as ‘Crack Cat’, is also addicted to smoking cocaine base.
Oh. My. God.
Go see this slideshow. Now!
This is like a totally Free Market Prison of the sort that would give Libertarians, Republicans, and other money freaks spontaneous ejaculations just imagining.
It’s also like a Bizarro World prison.
It’s totally outside the realm of all sanity.
It’s not even noon, and just reading this has sapped my strength for living…
–linkswipe via reddit
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