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Beemageddon: Einstein Prophecy In Doubt

Einstein Once Said …

Albert Einstein once said

“If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man.”

I call bullshit. Einstein knew a lot about the universe. He blazed trails in physics like few others. He rightfully earned his place in science with his theories of relativity and others.

But Einstein didn’t know boo about bees, and I’ve got a crisp twenty to anyone who can prove otherwise.

OK, let’s say Einstein didn’t say that.

So we start from scratch then: What are the consequences if the bees disappear?

Previously in this blog:
Beemageddon: Human Race Extinction By Cellphone?
Beemageddon: More Speculation
Beemageddon: This Year’s Huge Story
Beemageddon: Soylent Green
Beemageddon: A Quantum Connection?
Beemageddon

OK, Now What About The Happy-Headed Nos?

All of you smug Holier-than-thou Speech Nannies who thought driving Imus off the air was a “good day” in your sick ledgers, none of you get to whine when Michael Medved points out the blatant anti-God content of movies, or Jerry Falwell musters a sponsor boycott of your favorite TV program, or Pat Robertson gets his sleeper agents installed in various levels of your government.

Those “Christian” happy-heads have just had all their Nos legitimized by your mob action.

Do free speech advocates a favor, you self-appointed Nannies on both sides: Kill yourselves.

Or just shut the fuck up!

And now I link to The ‘Nigger’ Top 10 — and I hope you were eating when you read that title, you Nanny shits, and are choking to death with no one around to Heimlich you!

Previously in this blog:
Dear God, When Will It End? And Whose Blood Is Next?
First Apologize For Being A Gutless Eejit, Then…
Oh For Christ’s Sake! Shut Up Already!
Civility, Decency, And Democracy? You Don’t Know The Meaning Of Those Words!
Maybe When We Surrendered To Crybabies About Speech?
Goddammit! Knock It The Fuck Off Already!
When You Let Loose The Dogs Of War, Don’t Fucking Cry When They Turn On You And Bite Your Smug-Ass Face Off

Also previously in this blog:
“What If You Support Fags? What Does That Make You?”
And Then There Were None
The Homo Fag Queer We All Owe

Beemageddon: Human Race Extinction By Cellphone?

Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?
Scientists claim radiation from handsets are to blame for mysterious ‘colony collapse’ of bees

It seems like the plot of a particularly far-fetched horror film. But some scientists suggest that our love of the mobile phone could cause massive food shortages, as the world’s harvests fail.

They are putting forward the theory that radiation given off by mobile phones and other hi-tech gadgets is a possible answer to one of the more bizarre mysteries ever to happen in the natural world – the abrupt disappearance of the bees that pollinate crops. Late last week, some bee-keepers claimed that the phenomenon – which started in the US, then spread to continental Europe – was beginning to hit Britain as well.

The theory is that radiation from mobile phones interferes with bees’ navigation systems, preventing the famously homeloving species from finding their way back to their hives. Improbable as it may seem, there is now evidence to back this up.

Repeating for those who missed it:

Most of the world’s crops depend on pollination by bees. Albert Einstein once said that if the bees disappeared, “man would have only four years of life left”.

2011? 2012? 2013?

… tick … tick … tick …

Previously in this blog:
Beemageddon: More Speculation
Beemageddon: This Year’s Huge Story
Beemageddon: Soylent Green
Beemageddon: A Quantum Connection?
Beemageddon