Happy Lifeday To Me!

So, do you recall exactly what you were doing two years ago today?

I do.

As bad as that looks, less than 24 hours later I was screaming AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS to get rid of someone who should have never, ever been allowed to enter the nursing profession. The bitch was the Mistress of Death. She was apparently jealous I’d cheated her lover.

Happy Lifeday To Me
Happy Lifeday To Me
I Saw Your Ugly Face, Death
And I Spit Right In It!

And let’s cue a verse from The Muffs (YouTube video):

And I don’t care what anyone thinks about me
I’m not afraid of what you say or do
it doesn’t hurt me
I’m telling you
that I’m completely over it
and I don’t care what you do

What, you thought all those previous posts were for effect?

Previously in this blog:
Happy Deathday To Me
Quote
My Tombstone
Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye!
Yes, I Understand That I’m Dead
He’s Fucking Right!
Life After Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death
I Got Your Spooky Right Here