The Algorithm Is Ask.com!

Bloody hell.

Earlier this week I saw this one:

Algorithm China 01

Algorithm China 01a

This time I stopped to examine the poster. In the lower left corner was ASK.COM! Bloody hell!

Here I was all hyped-up for some incredible math-based movie, with perhaps graphics greater than the visualizations in A Beautiful Mind, and this campaign turns out to be for a search engine, not a movie!

I should have caught on when I saw that mention of Jeeves.

Or I should have simply examined the poster carefully to begin with!

Anyway, Bah!

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