Well Then I’m Somebody. Gee, Thanks Google. Now Have My Baby. And Keep It!

You’re a Nobody Unless Your Name Googles Well

So when Ms. Wilson, now 32, was pregnant with her first child, she ran every baby name she and her husband, Justin, considered through Google to make sure her baby wouldn’t be born unsearchable. Her top choice: Kohler, an old family name that had the key, rare distinction of being uncommon on the Web when paired with Wilson. “Justin and I wanted our son’s name to be as special as he is,” she explains.

Emphasis added by me. Gag me with a fucking spoon.

Click here to Google me!

Then gag yourself with a fucking spoon.

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