Mickey Mouse: A Real Terrorist!

May 12, 2007

Defiant Hamas TV airs Mickey the Jihadist Rat again

Wait. Wait one goddammed minute here. The world is in an uproar over a fucking imaginary rat?!!?

That rodent has been a terrorist well before Hamas got their hands on it.

He’s helped to destroy American culture, he’s helped to impoverish American writers, he’s given extraordinary powers to the Overgarchy in this nation.

Fuck him.

He should be public domain and his ass should be put out on the street where he can sell it for himself.

Go read:

Copyright Term Extension Act

Disney, The Copyright Term Extension Act, And eldred V. Ashcroft

A Mickey Mouse Copyright Law?

Copyright and the Mouse: How Disney’s Mickey Mouse Changed the World

Mickey Mouse threatens to block all ideas in future

Mickey Mouse vs. The People

Mickey Mouse Clubbed

“B Is The New C”

May 12, 2007

Oh this is so funny!!

The Answer is NOT always C

Check out this exam my friend took the other week.
100 question True/False Communications Final

–linkswipe via reddit

Huh. No Posters For Longevity Or Prosperity!

May 12, 2007

You’d think! “Live long and prosper,” after all…

Star Trek Inspirational Posters

–linkswipe via reddit

Reference: Mac OS X Utilities

May 12, 2007

Lifehacker: Top 10 Mac utilities

Writers Guild Of America: Strike! Strike! Strike!

May 12, 2007

Studios Gird for Possible Writers Strike
Hollywood Studios Stockpiling Shows for Possible Strike by Writers

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Hollywood studios are speeding production on movies and TV shows, preparing for a possible strike by writers and more trouble next year when contracts with actors and directors expire.

TV networks, which are in the midst of planning fall schedules, also might pack their lineups with more reality shows and other unscripted fare as protection against a possible strike.

How much more shit will you Writers Guild of America members line up to eat? How many more of you have to take it in the ass from some Suit who has lucked into a position that allows his uncultured and uneducated ass to boss your educated ass around? How many times do you need to hear that joke about the Polish starlet who slept with the writer? If you want respect, if you want your dues, if you want what’s rightfully yours, you’re going to have to stand up to the Suits and nail them to the fucking wall as they’ve never been nailed before.

It’s time to stop dicking around.


Listen to Paddy Chayefsky, goddamit.

Previously and related in ths blog:
It’s Mourning In America — you want this to be your future?
Keeping TV Unreal — they chip away at what Writer means!
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead. Which Old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch Is Dead. — he made more money than any WGA member. What did he ever create?
Photo Album: More Bootleg DVDs For Sale In NYC — do people buy these because of the producing? The directing? It’s the STORY!
Morons Full Stop — they’ll even fuck a writer after she’s dead!
Hoist That Skull And Crossbones! — the Suits protect their asses, not yours!
The Bastard In Full Bloom — and he’s coming for your impoverished ass!
We Know What We’re Doing. We Wear Suits.fuck them back good!
Viacom Shows The World It’s A Company Of Assholes — you think WGA members will see any settlement money?
The Secret: Law Of (Mal-)Attraction — don’t line up to eat your own shit any longer!
This Is What The Future Looked Like — And Will Look Like From NOW ON! — consider this.
And This Is … Legal! — get what’s rightfully yours, dammit!
Writers Guild Of America: Stop Being Pussies! STRIKE! — stand up!
It Leaves An Odor The Suits Can Smell — goddammit, make them feel fear!
Hey, You Brain-Dead Suits! Here’s A Clue! Want To Also Buy A Vowel? — it’s the words, dammit; your words!
A (P)odcast Will Be Worth More Than This — the future will be — can be! — yours.
Help Out Someone Being Crushed By MammothMedia! — Stand. The. Fuck. Up!

A Part Of The Web Is Being Killed

May 12, 2007


Table of Malcontents is being gassed by Wired. You have until June 30th to enjoy the gutted, stinking remains of what was, briefly, the absolute only source of steampunk hentai you would ever need. A moment of silence, please. Followed by a moment of gurgling screams.

Table of Malcontents was the blog that told me of Kenneth Eng’s arrest. And it’s being shut down? Are they fucking insane? There’s been stuff there I haven’t seen anywhere else. By killing it, Wired will be reduced to what it’s increasingly become: A Tool of The Man. Welcome to Sellout City, motherfuckers.

–linkswipe via Warren Ellis

Just Read & Now Reading

May 12, 2007

Just Read:

Death of a Writer by Michael Collins [Caution: As of today, 5/12/07, his website is all screwed up and doesn’t load properly, at least in Firefox]

Priest by Ken Bruen

Now Reading:

Cooked: From the Streets to the Stove, from Cocaine to Foie Gras by Jeff Henderson