Oh My God, Toto! We’re Back In Fucking Kansas!

Periodic Table of Elements if those morons in Kansas designed it.

Kansas, that state that doesn’t believe in that wacky new idea by that guy Darwin. Kansas, that state that makes France look sane! Kansas, which I wish the fuck we could excise from the rest of this country before its ignorance metastasizes!

And those eejits in the midwest don’t understand why the hell their kids, once they have the chance, flee to the coasts!

Flee, Dorothy! Flee!

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