YouTube: Bukowski

Oh, geez, I don’t have time for this! I have a LifeDrive to set up!

Bukowski reads “The Secret of My Endurance”

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Tip Of The Day

“The trick to a perfect crime is to make it so weird the cops are too embarrassed to write the report”

Female
25 years old
LACEY, WASHINGTON
United States

— stolen from this MySpace page (it also has a hilarious accompanying photograph; that page also has the nastiest song I think I’ve ever heard — I liked it!)

The New YahooMail

I don’ yike it.

I think it’s an example of the vaunted Web 2.0 gone mad.

It takes longer to load. I see fewer headers. And I keep getting these frikkin popup boxes with unwanted tips. I’m sure I could customize it — but how long would that take?

I tried it for all of a half minute and switched back.

Please let the one I am used to always be there as an option!

Heather: You’re Babe Of The Week!

First, one guy thinks the entire caper was “priceless”:

This is just…priceless

Before you ask, yeah, they were both blonds.

And then your latest honor:

Babe of the Week: Heather Johnston [Update: dead link]

This week’s hottie has a lot of attitude, and it can certainly be said of her that she has guts, even if she doesn’t exactly think things through before she does them.

This week’s choice is also a departure from the “norm”, because she is not a celebrity, unlike the previous choices.

Heather Johnston, 20, is from Georgia, and she is also one of the infamous “Barbie Bandits”, who allegedly robbed a Bank of America branch where a friend worked. They had, as she put it, an “inside man”. I dunno; it wouldn’t be a bad thing to be the man “inside” her.

And the name of the Non-Existent Heather Johnston Fan Club has had a name change. It’s now the Secret Society of Heather. Members greet each other with the secret password: SSH! (This also neatly ties in with the Girls Don’t Cry song, That’s The Sound, which opens with Ssh! We will be holding a vote to see if that should be the Official Heather Song… although some members want it to be Step On Out.)

Previously in this blog:
Barbie Bandits category
Heather category