Scalzi Faces The True Horror Of Having Fans

They will turn on you in an instant!

For all those who are wondering, the drive to force me to visit the Creation Museum is proceeding poorly — that is, poorly for me, since its end result is likely to have me schlepping my ass down to northern Kentucky. You’re all bastards, is what I have to say to that.

Oh, I can’t wait to see the look on those overly-groomed cheery Cartoon Christian androids when Scalzi’s heathen soul shows up on their doorstep to enter their True Record Of Universal Creation Shrine.

I just hope they don’t ask him to check his coconut!!

Can you imagine what fun it would be if the animatronics malfunctioned and Scalzi suddenly found himself in a Christian Westworld?

Previously in this blog:
Because I’m A Mean Bastard: Help Send Scalzi’s God-Ignorin’ Heathen Ass To The Creation Museum!!
Scalzi Gives Me Another Reason Never To Want To Play Videogames
Scalzi Seems To Be A Bit Upset, He Do
Lack Of Backup Files Spreads Worldwide!!!
Just Read & Now Reading
Just Read & Now Reading
Everyone Knows What To Do About Everyone Else (Not That I’m Any Goddammed Exception!)
John Scalzi Tells The Blog Nazis To Get Lost Too!
Scalzi, Scalzi, Scalzi. That Rat!
Get The Word, Nerd
Nerd Word
Blogroll Addition: John Scalzi
WwwwwwTF?
John Scalzi