Scalzi Is An Expensive Tart!

He was willing to settle for $250.00 to have his ass dragged to the Creation Museum.

The total raised was over five thousand dollars!

Hmmm… how much bail money will we have to raise? Hee-hee!

And now that I think of it, I think that money raised should mean that he has to go to the Museum at least twenty times!

We have to keep his price in line! Think of the effect on the Consumer Price Index. Think of … sniff! … the children!

Previously in this blog:
Weep For John Scalzi! Weep, I Say!
Quote Of The Day: John Scalzi, Undead-American
Well Fuck You, You Snooty Bastard!
Scalzi Faces The True Horror Of Having Fans
Because I’m A Mean Bastard: Help Send Scalzi’s God-Ignorin’ Heathen Ass To The Creation Museum!!
Scalzi Gives Me Another Reason Never To Want To Play Videogames
Scalzi Seems To Be A Bit Upset, He Do
Lack Of Backup Files Spreads Worldwide!!!
Just Read & Now Reading
Just Read & Now Reading
Everyone Knows What To Do About Everyone Else (Not That I’m Any Goddammed Exception!)
John Scalzi Tells The Blog Nazis To Get Lost Too!
Scalzi, Scalzi, Scalzi. That Rat!
Get The Word, Nerd
Nerd Word
Blogroll Addition: John Scalzi
WwwwwwTF?