Apple Boosts iPhone Battery In Effort To Kill Me

iPhone will feature up to 8 hours of talk time, 6 hours of Internet use, 7 hours of video playback or 24 hours of audio playback.

Emphasis added by me.

Six hours of internet!! Six hours!!! With Safari!!!

Aiiiiiieeeee!!!

You bastards.

I must not sell my privacy for a trinket…
I must not sell my privacy for a trinket…
I must not sell my privacy for a trinket…

And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he was faint:

And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom.

And Jacob said, Sell me this day thy birthright.

And Esau said, Behold, I am at the point to die: and what profit shall this birthright do to me?

And Jacob said, Swear to me this day; and he sware unto him: and he sold his birthright unto Jacob.

Then Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentiles; and he did eat and drink, and rose up, and went his way: thus Esau despised his birthright.
— Genesis 25:29-34

AT&T I am now convinced is Abusive Temptation & Torment!

You bastards. You rotten privacy-invading, MPAA-spying bastards. To do this to me!

Previously in this blog:
Two Weeks To iPhone
iPhone: No WiFi Without Data Contract?
Open For Comments: Should We Boycott The iPhone?
Now I Just Might Boycott The iPhone

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