So I went to Manhattan to swap for a new one and it turns out Satan Island has its own type of modem that’s not used in Manhattan, Queens or Brooklyn!
So I had to go to the far fucking end of Satan Island to fetch a new one.
I woke up to 48kbps speed this morning! Then Level 3 finally saw that the modem was actually dead.
It’s still, even new, not delivering advertised rate:
I have no idea what’s happened today. Spent all my time on mass transit.
Be back tomorrow.