Can you stand the excitement?
The Pope is going to issue a special blessing for all iPhone buyers on this iDay! An iBlessing!
In China, the factory workers are going to get the day off. (Or was that just a lunch hour?)
In Cupertino, the Sales Action Center will be buzzing with Live Sales Figures being fed in via Google’s dark fiber network.
At Nokia Headquarters, everyone is wondering if the impending collapse of the company will affect the national economy. (Who cares?!!?)
In Redmond, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are having indigestion.
At Palm Headquarters, everyone is wearing black armbands.
In Washington, D.C., a certain figurehead is still trying to figure out how to spell “iPhone.”