Well, that’s when I expect to get to the Apple Store Soho to fondle one. (I am, right now, adamantly boycotting it by not having the money to buy it. The sacrifices I make for my principles!)
And then I will commandeer a MacBook and blog my impressions.
Of course, if you’re smart, you’ll wait to buy until after I’ve rendered my judgment.
Besides, I might need to call on you for bail money. (“I swear, your Honor. I don’t know what happened to my hand. The muscles seized up and wouldn’t let go of the iPhone. I was running out the door to get to an ER for treatment!”)