Reminder: Heather Johnston On ABC’s PrimeTime Tonight, Tuesday July 10 2007 At 10PM EDST

July 10, 2007

See prior post.

Previously in this blog:
Barbie Bandits category
Heather Johnston category


Welcome, First-Time Readers

July 10, 2007

The iPhone Death Star Upgrade post has hit valleywag and Techmeme.


Just keep this in mind and all will go well during your visit: This Is Not A Tech Blog.

Second Quote Of The Day: Walter Jon Williams

July 10, 2007

Dude. Where’s My Tail?

Full-time advertising professionals assure us that an advertising campaign along the lines of, “This is a new Walter Jon Williams work, wholly original and unlike any previous Walter Jon Williams work” is doomed to failure. According to these highly-qualified professionals, people only respond to things that look like other things that they already like. That’s why, whenever I write a book like Days of Atonement, which was the world’s first (and, so far as I know, only) Gothic Western science fiction police procedural, a book which I fondly assumed might appeal to readers outside the normal SF audience, the publisher made sure to put Death Rays on the cover, to assure genre readers that this was a thing that looked like other things that they already liked, and to make sure that all potential new readers were discouraged from so much as glancing at the book.

Oh man, do I feel for you. I used to be a big SF reader. Then I made the mistake of reading outside the genre. Nothing like better writing to turn you away from a childhood love. (This is not to be construed as a slap at Williams’ work, which I have never read.) Now whenever I look at the SF racks — in stores or at the NYPL — I can’t even bring myself to touch a book because of the very thing Williams highlights: Those idiotic covers. There might be some very fine writing underneath those hideous dressings but I’m immediately dissuaded from even sampling the lead paragraph. Even the back cover blurb. (I don’t know why, but several years ago I got past the truly awful cover of K.A. Bedford‘s first novel — Orbital Burn — and was delighted it was so damned good. I guess his book had some special juju sprinkled on it.)

Barry Malzberg used to complain about being stuck in the genre. His was never what was considered mainstream genre writing. But he used to make these complaints during his heyday in the 1960s and especially 1970s. It’s sad to see that the marketing of that genre has not grown up along with the audience it fostered.

How many SF writers are out there writing the kind of serious fiction Malzberg did? Due to those atrocious covers, I’ll probably never know. And if you’re an adult who’s fled your childhood love of SF, you’ll probably never know, either.

— linkswipe via Whatever (John Scalzi; who also penned this)

Overlay (Barry N. Malzberg tribute site)
Barry (Strange Words)
Barry Malzberg: Dismantling SF (Locus Online)
Breakfast in the Ruins (Simon & Schuster)
Breakfast in the Ruins (Baen Books) (look at the contrast to the S&S link!)
Breakfast in the Ruins sample chapters (Baen Books) (God Bless Baen Books)

Quote Of The Day: The Rude Pundit

July 10, 2007

Dear Religious Right: Give It Up

When do we get to act like a nation of grown-ups where we can say, “You know, I don’t give a fuck if my candidate likes to have his nutsack stomped by a cross-dressed male hooker in stiletto heels as long as he supports my issues”? And where those issues can be shit like war and education and health care and not bullshit like who’s fucking who and for what reasons?

Do New Apple Keyboards Hint At An iPhone Keyboard?

July 10, 2007

AppleInsider reports Next-gen iMacs to bundle new Apple keyboard.

The streamlining, however, won’t stop with the iMac enclosure. Each new model will come dressed to impress, bundling a snazzy new Apple keyboard of similarly slender proportions, people familiar with the project say.

Tapping the wizardry of industrial design chief Jonathan Ive and his team, the Cupertino-based Mac maker has reportedly crafted a super-slim external keyboard for the new Macs. It’s said to draw upon the aesthetic and feel of the low-profile keyboard which was first integrated with the company’s 13-inch MacBook portables in May of 2006.

On its website, Apple explains that MacBooks “features a unique keyboard design that sits flush against the bed for a sleeker, lower profile.”

“You’ll also find a firm touch when typing,” the company adds. “That ought to make your fingers happy.”

As I posted earlier, I’d like a Bluetooth keyboard to use with an iPhone for typing (I specifically mentioned a word processor, but I’m desperate and would settle for basic text file editing!). If Apple will indeed be doing these new keyboards, one of them has to be a Bluetooth version.

The question is, will it work with an iPhone? Will the Death Star upgrade also add keyboard pairing functionality to the iPhone?

Please, Apple, save us from fugly useless keyboards!

Sinfest Documents My Love Life

July 10, 2007

Ishida, you genius spying bastard!

Come On 2

Hit Previous there for the beginning.

I can’t stand it. Will I score in tomorrow’s installment?

Reference: iPhoneDevCamp-Created Applications List

July 10, 2007

iPhoneDevCamp-Created Applications List