Google Office For iPhone!

July 11, 2007

Yeah, the blog is supposed to be closed for today, but while awaiting a food delivery my Net wanderings have come across this: gOffice for iPhone!

Oh man!

All-Time Record Traffic Today

July 11, 2007

You people are maniacs! Maniacs!

I expected traffic today to drop to at least half of yesterday.

Instead, with the day not yet over, it’s exceeded yesterday’s traffic!

Note to Steve Jobs (Real and Fake): All I did was copy a forum post! Please don’t have me killed!

Blog closed for today.

(And, no, I still don’t have a damned prepaid debit card. I think I will do what I should have done back on Saturday, before getting seduced by this non-existent Visa Card: open a fekkin bank account and get a real one through a bank! I would have had image storage back by now, dammit. Eejit me…)

Another Record Set For Traffic Today

July 11, 2007

The day isn’t even over and already this is the second-highest traffic day since this blog has started.

In the search results area of the WordPress Dashboard, all but two of the slots are taken up by Barbie Bandit/Heather Johnston queries. (The other two slots are taken up by “Bugs Bunny” and “meth face”. Go figure!)

This is probably the last post of the day. I have an afternoon appointment, then I must decide if I really have to get a damned Green Dot card

Nokia’s Creative Bankruptcy Continues Full Speed Ahead!

July 11, 2007

So not only do they come up with nothing more than mimicking a UI that’s tired even on desktops, now they’ve apparently sunk to copying competitor smartphones for their own design!

Nokia, iPhone jälkisäädös hävittää te. Hyvästi!

Previously in this blog:
Microsoft, Palm, And Nokia: You Better Be Freaking Out!!
Oh, Look At The Pathetic Stalkers!
LifeDrive Notes: Final WiFi Unfun
Cheap Is As Cheap Does, So Don’t Buy Cheap!
The Nokia 770 Is Not Dead Yet: Except To Me
Nokia Hätäkeino Sen Oma Peräruiske*
It’s A Phone, You Life-Deprived Eejits! A P-h-o-n-e!
Nokia 770: Now 99.9% Shit!
It’s Time To Stop Looking At Cheap Devices!
OQO: Tough Shit
Oh Look! Just Like My Nokia 770 Nightmare!
Why Does The Truth Always Come Out Too Damned Late?!!?
Don’t Beg Those Bastards! Boycott Their Shit!
A Horror Of Lovecraftian Proportions
Hey, Nokia! This Is How Quality Works!
Welcome, Apple. Seriously. (Not!)
WTF?!!? Will The Nokia N800 Be Worth Buying After All? (Updated: No.)
Like This Shit Is News?
770 Shitcanned By Nokia
Nokia 770: The Endgame
Coming Real Soon Now: My FINAL Nokia Post
Nokia N800: Still Shit!
CrunchGear Has Balls!
Blame the Nokia 770, Dammit!
Nokia 770: Now Twice As Shitty
Nokia 770 Plumbs New Depths Of Shit!
Nokia 770 Gets Shittier
Is Nokia Delusional?
Nokia 770 Regains Shit Title
There Is A Right Way, And There Is The Nokia Way
Is Nokia Totally Incompetent?
Are You Nokia 770 Owners Nuts?!!?
Nokia: Please Unshackle Me!
(Anti-) Progress Report

WordPress Is Bitchy Today

July 11, 2007

Twice it’s refused to save all the text in posts.

I just had to go put in three words it vaporized from the headline of the previous post.

Today is a short blogging day due to an appointment I have this afternoon.

Free Energy That Won’t Work During A Hot Summer Day (Or Global Warming!)

July 11, 2007

That announcement about a revolutionary free energy source that I mentioned here?

Forget it.

According to them:

Sean McCarthy CEO stated that “technical problems arose during the installation of the demonstration unit in the display case on Wednesday evening. These problems were primarily due to excessive heat from the lighting in the main display area. Attempts to replace those parts affected by the heat led to further failures and as a result we have to postpone the public demonstration until a future date.”

Yeah, sure pal, whatever you say.

But if the damned thing generates free heat and will work just fine and dandy during New York City’s monstrous winters, I’ll buy two!

Previously in this blog:
Oh Dear Christ, Let This Be So. We Could Send Those Oil Bastards Reeling!

I Must Start The Day With Thanks

July 11, 2007

Yesterday’s iPhone Death Star Upgrade Coming post set a new traffic record with about 12 times the usual number of readers. Today is also a hot traffic day with about 5 times the regular morning number.

Thanks to MacSurfer for their continued generous links. Before there was ever RSS, there was MacSurfer. A brilliant idea from brilliant Mac enthusiasts that’s never been duplicated for other platforms.

Thanks to Fake Steve Jobs (blogdom’s first living god!) for picking up yesterday’s post. May his marketshare increase and may he triumph over the infidels of Microsoft and crush the apostates of Linux!

Thanks to whoever posted it to Techmeme and to Techmeme for keeping the link.

Thanks to valleywag for also picking it up.

Thanks to everyone else who also linked to it.