Google Office For iPhone!

Yeah, the blog is supposed to be closed for today, but while awaiting a food delivery my Net wanderings have come across this: gOffice for iPhone!

Oh man!

All-Time Record Traffic Today

You people are maniacs! Maniacs!

I expected traffic today to drop to at least half of yesterday.

Instead, with the day not yet over, it’s exceeded yesterday’s traffic!

Note to Steve Jobs (Real and Fake): All I did was copy a forum post! Please don’t have me killed!

Blog closed for today.

(And, no, I still don’t have a damned prepaid debit card. I think I will do what I should have done back on Saturday, before getting seduced by this non-existent Visa Card: open a fekkin bank account and get a real one through a bank! I would have had image storage back by now, dammit. Eejit me…)

Another Record Set For Traffic Today

The day isn’t even over and already this is the second-highest traffic day since this blog has started.

In the search results area of the WordPress Dashboard, all but two of the slots are taken up by Barbie Bandit/Heather Johnston queries. (The other two slots are taken up by “Bugs Bunny” and “meth face”. Go figure!)

This is probably the last post of the day. I have an afternoon appointment, then I must decide if I really have to get a damned Green Dot card…

WordPress Is Bitchy Today

Twice it’s refused to save all the text in posts.

I just had to go put in three words it vaporized from the headline of the previous post.

Today is a short blogging day due to an appointment I have this afternoon.

Free Energy That Won’t Work During A Hot Summer Day (Or Global Warming!)

That announcement about a revolutionary free energy source that I mentioned here?

Forget it.

According to them:

Sean McCarthy CEO stated that “technical problems arose during the installation of the demonstration unit in the display case on Wednesday evening. These problems were primarily due to excessive heat from the lighting in the main display area. Attempts to replace those parts affected by the heat led to further failures and as a result we have to postpone the public demonstration until a future date.”

Yeah, sure pal, whatever you say.

But if the damned thing generates free heat and will work just fine and dandy during New York City’s monstrous winters, I’ll buy two!

Previously in this blog:
Oh Dear Christ, Let This Be So. We Could Send Those Oil Bastards Reeling!

I Must Start The Day With Thanks

Yesterday’s iPhone Death Star Upgrade Coming post set a new traffic record with about 12 times the usual number of readers. Today is also a hot traffic day with about 5 times the regular morning number.

Thanks to MacSurfer for their continued generous links. Before there was ever RSS, there was MacSurfer. A brilliant idea from brilliant Mac enthusiasts that’s never been duplicated for other platforms.

Thanks to Fake Steve Jobs (blogdom’s first living god!) for picking up yesterday’s post. May his marketshare increase and may he triumph over the infidels of Microsoft and crush the apostates of Linux!

Thanks to whoever posted it to Techmeme and to Techmeme for keeping the link.

Thanks to valleywag for also picking it up.

Thanks to everyone else who also linked to it.