Quaker Oats: Sorry-Assed Bribe Arrives In Mail

This in just moments ago:

The shitass card below the sorry-ass $4 (four dollars!!!) coupon, obliterated by the flash, has this treacly bullshit on it:

We value your business, your comments, and your loyalty to our products.

Thanks for contacting us.

No you fucking don’t!

You don’t value my business — you’ve killed the snack I crave!

You don’t value my comments — you’ve dug into a foxhole and buried your asses!

You don’t value my loyalty — see truth about valuing my business!

Next week I get nuclear on yo’ asses.

Previously in this blog:
Quaker Oats Plays Peekaboo With My Blog
Quaker Oats Hides In Its Foxhole
Quaker Oats Sends Me A Sorry-Assed Email Reply
Fuck Quaker Oats!
Quaker Oats Must Die!