This in just moments ago:
The shitass card below the sorry-ass $4 (four dollars!!!) coupon, obliterated by the flash, has this treacly bullshit on it:
We value your business, your comments, and your loyalty to our products.
Thanks for contacting us.
No you fucking don’t!
You don’t value my business — you’ve killed the snack I crave!
You don’t value my comments — you’ve dug into a foxhole and buried your asses!
You don’t value my loyalty — see truth about valuing my business!
Next week I get nuclear on yo’ asses.