Let’s see the scorecard thus far of Things I Love/Need and Their Current Status:
Wendy’s 99-cent menu: Dead!
(Where I am most things are now $1.29!)
Table of Malcontents: Dead!
Toasted Quaker Oats Bars: Dead!
(And I haven’t forgotten your asses, QO!)
Fake Steve Jobs: Dead!
Pizza slice for $1 in Manhattan: Dead!
(I went yesterday and it’s now $1.50!)
Lo Mein in Chinatown for $1: Endangered species!
(One street stall raised it to $1.25!)
What’s next? Who’s next?
(Go on, laugh it up. It’ll be my turn when you pay $8/gallon of gas, suckah!) (Right, like that shit won’t immediately ripple down to my world!)