Reference: Installing Native Apps On An iPhone

August 20, 2007

How To: Install Apps on Your iPhone Easily, No Hacking Skills Required

I put this here Just In Case.

But by the time I get my own damned iPhone, Apple will have released an Official SDK and native apps will be all over the place and no harder to install than an iTunes sync.

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Blog Notes: WordPress Burped

August 20, 2007

I was working on a post when WordPress refreshed the damned page underneath me and dissolved the text into Electron Hell.

A side-effect of hitting the Back button to try to recover the missing text resulted in the temporary invisibility of a recent post about Kenneth Che-Tew Eng.

That post is now back where it was.

Don’t panic.


China: Every Day A New Lethal Product!

August 20, 2007

Poison pyjamas add to China export scares

The safety problems affecting Chinese goods spread from toys to textiles on Monday as New Zealand said it would investigate allegations that imported children’s clothes contained dangerous levels of formaldehyde.

The government ordered the probe after scientists hired by a consumer watchdog programme discovered formaldehyde in Chinese clothes at levels of up to 900 times regarded as safe. Manufacturers sometimes apply formaldehyde to clothes to prevent mildew. It can cause skin rashes, irritation to the eyes and throat and allergic reactions.

The Warehouse, a New Zealand retailer, issued a recall at the weekend for children’s pyjamas made in China after two children were burned when their flannelette nightclothes caught fire.

I’m… just… stunned.

China is the ballpeen hammer of the planet that’s hitting everyone on the skull.

How soon will a Communist Chinese government release come out decrying this as scaremongering or as plain lies?

Previously in this blog:
Question Of The Day: Is China Out Of Its Fucking Mind?
Chinese Take-Out
The Shadow Of Doomsday Appears…
China: Lost In Translation
China Wants To Join The Rest Of The World
China Does The Right Thing
China: Will That Country Wind Up Killing Us All?
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Is Pimping An Asian Mein Kampf Book Proposal!
The Day Will Come When The Suits Will Hang For Their Many Money-Grubbing Sins
When Your Child Dies, Remember To Thank Your Republican-Voting God For The Free Market!
The China Syndrome
The Algorithm Is Ask.com!
Is It Happening In America?
The Answer Is Yes
Healthy, Immortal Chinese To Conquer Sick, Dying World
Yeah, I Know. But It’s Just So Damned FUNNY!
China Sets Blog Record Here!
Hello To China
Another Fake
Fake iPod Nano Fondle


Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Must Love Being Arrested!

August 20, 2007

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I’ve been trying to keep up with this guy. My mistake has been using Google News search. I don’t know what’s up with that but it’s begun to really and deeply suck. News Alerts arrive days later than published items (sometimes not at all!) and the search engine itself finally spit out hits today for things that were published last week (my previous search was just last Friday!).

Eng was sentenced to a year of outpatient mental therapy (right, as if he’d show up!) but then was promptly arrested anew by the Feds for a prior threat transmitted across state lines!

Local Times Ledger coverage:
Feds bust Asian supremacist

Self-proclaimed Asian supremacist and Bayside resident Kenneth Eng was arrested by federal authorities for allegedly threatening an NYU classmate as he was sentenced on assault charges in an unrelated case, the Queens district attorney said.

Eng, 24 […] was sentenced in Queens Supreme Court last Thursday to 12 months at an outpatient mental health program for an attempted assault against his Bayside neighbors,

Gawker coverage:
Add Jews To Wacky Asian Racist Kenneth Eng’s List Of Hatred
Kenneth Eng Pleads Out, Gets Arrested Again

Village Voice coverage:
Feds Bust Kenneth “Why I Hate Blacks” Eng
Kenneth Eng Threatened a ‘White Pussy’ With Violence

Washington Post coverage:
Columnist Sent to Mental Health Program

The New York Times had nothing. The New York Daily News recycled the AP. The search engine at the New York Post dropped dead after putting in Eng’s name. (Way to go, Murdoch! You can’t even keep a core online service operating properly!)

This guy has really screwed up his life. It would be a mistake to let him walk the streets. He’s a grenade waiting to explode. I just hope he has sense enough to implode and take out only himself.

Previously in this blog:
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Still Lives With Mommy!
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Is Pimping An Asian Mein Kampf Book Proposal!
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng’s Sorry Ass Is In Jail Once Again!
Kenneth Eng’s Ass Is In Jail! Yeah, Baby! Thank You, Jesus!
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Evil Video Is On YouTube Again
My Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Transcript Is Correct
Kenneth Eng: Transcript Of Evil
Hey, Canada! You’ve Got Someone Up There You Should Keep An Eye On!
Kenneth Eng: I Hope The FBI Detains Your Sick Ass!
Kenneth Eng: Sometimes A Picture Says More Than Words
Is There A Sick Connection Here I’m Missing?
Note For Kenneth Eng…
Kenneth Eng: WTF?!!?


Question Of The Day: Is China Out Of Its Fucking Mind?

August 20, 2007

BeliefWatch: Reincarnate

Aug. 20-27, 2007 issue – In one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”

Emphasis added by me.

Which pissant government shit got it into his totalitarian syphilitic brain that the afterlife could be legislated? And who was the second pissant government shit who thought, “Hmmm… this is an important issue and must be put up for an official vote!”

I’m beginning to think that China should pick up and move to another planet.

Previously in this blog:
Chinese Take-Out
The Shadow Of Doomsday Appears…
China: Lost In Translation
China Wants To Join The Rest Of The World
China Does The Right Thing
China: Will That Country Wind Up Killing Us All?
Kenneth Che-Tew Eng Is Pimping An Asian Mein Kampf Book Proposal!
The Day Will Come When The Suits Will Hang For Their Many Money-Grubbing Sins
When Your Child Dies, Remember To Thank Your Republican-Voting God For The Free Market!
The China Syndrome
The Algorithm Is Ask.com!
Is It Happening In America?
The Answer Is Yes
Healthy, Immortal Chinese To Conquer Sick, Dying World
Yeah, I Know. But It’s Just So Damned FUNNY!
China Sets Blog Record Here!
Hello To China
Another Fake
Fake iPod Nano Fondle


England Continues To Give Away Its Country

August 20, 2007

Now they’ve surrendered TV to the Islamic Fifth Column!

BBC drops fictional terror attack to avoid offending Muslims

The BBC has dropped plans to show a fictional terror attack in an episode of Casualty to avoid offending Muslims.

The first show of the hospital drama’s new series was to have featured a storyline about an explosion caused by Islamic extremists.

Winston Churchill spins in his grave… as do other dead Britons who fought to create, maintain, and defend their land against the forces of evil, ignorance, and superstition.

How disgusting!

Hey, England! Why don’t all of you natives just vacate the land so you can be certain none of the Islamic Fifth Columnists there are ever offended?

I wouldn’t be surprised if that comes next.

Previously in this blog:
Why Move Somewhere Else And Take Along Your Cultural Shit?
They Fuck Up A Logo, Give Their Country To Muslims, And Now Drive Redheads Mad!
The Brits Can’t Do Logos Nor Can They Even Keep Their Nation!
It’s A Broken Swastika!
The Fall Of London Design
Kick. Them. Out. NOW!
And If It Happens…
What’s That Wonderful Scent In The Air? Oh, Frankness! They’ll Hang Him Now.
As Usual, They Get The Future All Wrong
There Is A Righteous Rage (Global Edition)
Pillory Of The Community
Were They High When They Wrote This Shit?
There Is A Righteous Rage
The Homo Fag Queer We All Owe


MySpace Music: Feh!

August 20, 2007

Been bouncing around MySpace today looking for some more exciting music.

Something as exciting as stumbling across The Perfects or Planetakis or Venomentality or NoBarbies or other bands I have as MySpace Friends.

No bloody luck.

I’ve become more selective in which bands I will ask to be a Friend.

I’ve got six pages of Favorites — basically MySpace Profile bookmarks — all of bands which show some promise but don’t have more than a single song that I like. I don’t want to keep adding band after band as Friends because then I’ll start getting Bulletins from them. And then some of them might want mentions in this blog. And if they have only one song that I like… well, I don’t need such grief.

I guess I was very, very lucky in finding so much good music in my early MySpace sojourns.