Even On The Internet You Make Me Want To Bleed To Death

This is a big deal on reddit:

Honda was getting 47mpg — THIRTY YEARS AGO [classic ad photo]

Oh for fuck’s sake. Are you all fucking teenyboppers out there?

Yes, it did, goddammit. I knew it back then because I was alive back then. And that was the car I wanted to buy back then.

Why the fuck do you think I’m pissed all the fucking time? Because by now we should have had gas mileage in the triple-fucking digits.

Or better: those Islamic madmen in their oil-bearing countries would be merrily killing themselves in their impoverished lands because the West would have dropped its need for oil at least twenty years ago.

And you have the fucking temerity to think I’m a crank because I want to see certain Suits flapping at the end of ropes from lampposts.

Who the fuck do you think got us into this shit? Martians?!!?

Previously in this blog:
You Make Me Want To Bleed To Death

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