Life Is Determined To Kill My Brain

Well go on, you reconcile these two things!

Richard Jewell found dead in home

Richard Jewell, the Centennial Olympic Park security guard once suspected — but later cleared — in the bombing of the park during the 1996 Summer Games, was found dead Wednesday in his home in Meriwether County. He was 44.

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.

Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old – and has got through five a day ever since.

She has no intention of quitting, even after the nationwide ban forced tobacco-lovers outside.

The incompetency with which the Atlanta Olympics bombing was handled foreshadowed the incompetency that allowed blatant terrorists-in-training to accomplish the September 11 attacks.

As for that woman, I want some of her stem cells.

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