Nokia’s Drunk Driving-Named Service: No Surprise After All

Alcohol becomes leading killer in Finland, surpassing heart disease in men

HELSINKI, Finland – Alcohol is now the leading killer of Finnish adults, with consumption reaching an all-time high last year in the Nordic nation, officials said Friday.

More than 2,000 people between the ages of 15 and 64 were killed by alcohol poisoning or illnesses caused by alcohol consumption last year, the government’s leading welfare and health agency said. Nearly 1,000 people died in accidents or violent incidents caused by alcohol.

“This is truly a worrying trend,” said Kristiina Kuussaari of the National Research and Development Center for Welfare and Health. “The serious negative effects will continue to grow for years to come.”

Hmmmm…. now I wonder why people would drink so much over there…

Let’s see…

COUNTRY REPORT: FINLAND

Nokia, which is the biggest private player in the economy by far; its worldwide turnover in 2005 equalled 22% of GDP

Well, if Nokia was responsible for 22% of US GDP, I think I’d want to get drunk too!

And so would you!

Humalassa tylsämielinen!

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