By The Book: Jeff Zucker Vs. Steve Jobs

September 1, 2007

Some digging has revealed that Jeff Zucker and Steve Jobs are following the advice of the same guru.

But while Zucker is motivated by this handbook…

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This is what Steve Jobs uses…

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For more information click here.

Previously in this blog:
Jeff Zucker: Like Dubya, Only Worse
Newsflash! Jeff Zucker Buys Condo From Dick Morris!
Jeff Zucker: He Don’t Do Emo
Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?

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Jeff Zucker: Like Dubya, Only Worse

September 1, 2007

The Apprentice’s Sorcerer

Last week, after 39-year-old Jeff Zucker was crowned president of the newly merged NBC Universal Television Group–now the biggest broadcasting company in America–the only question remaining for the NBC loyalists under Mr. Zucker’s management was: Why stop there?

“I think Jeff would settle for President of the United States,” said Lawrence O’Donnell, a writer for NBC’s The West Wing, talking about Mr. Zucker’s insatiable ambition. “He might take a rest after that.”

What’s worse than a President going to war in Iraq? One who as a civilian would go to war with Steve Jobs!

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Look into his eyes. See the madness?

Previously in this blog:
Newsflash! Jeff Zucker Buys Condo From Dick Morris!
Jeff Zucker: He Don’t Do Emo
Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?


Newsflash! Jeff Zucker Buys Condo From Dick Morris!

September 1, 2007

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Former condo of Dick Morris, Universal Music Group

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My smug 20th-century ass will need a place to park when I fail!

Other analog CEOs may inquire thusly: Shellhouse

Previously in this blog:
Jeff Zucker: He Don’t Do Emo
Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?


Jeff Zucker: He Don’t Do Emo

September 1, 2007

But he do do Suit:

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Mothers, don’t let your children become this!

Previously in this blog:
Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?


Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No

September 1, 2007

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Previously in this blog:
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?


Ohhhhhhhkay

September 1, 2007

Received via MySpace Bulletin:

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Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz

September 1, 2007

NBCU Jeff Zucker v. Steve Jobs

Bill Gates – Of course, his rival had his decade of glory but already he is receding into the background of tech history while Steve Jobs is now well known to a new generation that wasn’t even born before personal computers. Of course, BG will hopefully be remembered for his philanthropy work but already his other legacy is fading.

A brilliant analysis. Go read.