I stayed at the PC monitoring the blog stats. I wanted to see if it’d make a record.
It did.
Now I’m gone for the day because WordPress still has JPG indigestion, dammit.
Go hurt each other. But still — no killing.
I stayed at the PC monitoring the blog stats. I wanted to see if it’d make a record.
It did.
Now I’m gone for the day because WordPress still has JPG indigestion, dammit.
Go hurt each other. But still — no killing.
Fake Fake Steve Jobs has the mojo cubed!
His one blog alone set a traffic record here. All time high.
And. It’s. Still. Going.
Super ultra ne plus ultra Namaste, FFSJ!
Ah, you see there are few posts today!
That’s because WordPress is apparently having the vapors yet again.
I can upload JPGs just fine, but when it comes to WordPress displaying them, I get Feh!
So, I am leaving the PC for the day.
Fight amongst yourselves. But no killing!
There are many rumors floating around the Net about tomorrow’s (September 5, 2007) anticipated iPod announcement.
A CNet article focuses on the new beast containing the soul of OS X:
It also seems very likely that those new iPods will run the same stripped-down version of Mac OS X found on the iPhone, something even Jobs himself hinted at during a meeting with Apple employees on the eve of the iPhone launch.
You don’t need a sophisticated operating system to play songs and TV shows, so at that point, the iPod stops being just a gadget. So, then, what exactly is it? Like the iPhone, it becomes something in between a gadget and a PC, which has been treacherous ground for the PC industry.
It almost becomes what we have been waiting for: a pocketable Mac.
I say almost because we’re still lacking the critical component that would make it so: an SDK that will allow programmers to go wild.
What if that turns out to be part of tomorrow’s announcement?
What if all along Apple has been waiting to drop that in the lap of AT&T?
January 2007 Steve Jobs: “Yes, AT&T, we will only allow people to run web apps. Must protect your network.”
September 2007 Steve Jobs: “Today we are also announcing One More Thing: Today, we are turning the iPod into Apple’s newest platform. We are releasing an SDK for free on our website. Oh, and there’s another One More Thing. All apps written for the new iPod will also run on our iPhone.”
That would be the Big Bang of Bliss. I’ve been waiting for an SDK. I want someone to develop a text editor or HTML editor for the iPhone. I want someone to create an iPhone version of Photo Toolkit. I want someone to get in there and make it possible for the iPhone to work with a Bluetooth keyboard (like mine!).
It would make the iPhone my mobile blogging device.
I can tell you an SDK announcement would have immediate effect on me. I’d stop wondering about Palm’s Foleo completely. And so would many other people.
Don’t ask why, but I went to Fake Steve’s blog and saw this brilliant neologism in a post:
motherzucker
Fake Steve Jobs is still dead to me, though. Apparently, there is a real ghost ghost-writing it now.
Previously in this blog: (Zucker)
By The Book: Jeff Zucker Vs. Steve Jobs
Jeff Zucker: Like Dubya, Only Worse
Newsflash! Jeff Zucker Buys Condo From Dick Morris!
Jeff Zucker: He Don’t Do Emo
Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?
Previously in this blog: (Fake Steve Jobs)
Blogroll: Fake Steve Jobs Deleted
And So The Long Knives Start To Come Out…
The Betrayal Of Fake Steve Jobs: Daniel Lyons, You Suck!
The Betrayal Of Fake Steve Jobs: Brad Stone, You Suck!
Quotes Of The Day: Bastard Of The Year Edition
The Irony. The Irony, I Say!!
Fake Steve Jobs Is Dead. Sit Shiva With Me!
Bastard Of The Year
Why Fake Steve Jobs Is The Only Living God On The Internet (Kneel!)
I Am Fake Steve Jobs
Who The Fuck Is This Dickhead?
I Must Start The Day With Thanks
OMG! FSJ Likes Me! He Really Likes Me!
Quote Of The Day: Fake Steve Jobs
Mucho Namaste To FSJ!
FSJ Has Guts Like RSJ
FSJ Gives Today’s Outrageously Funny Bellylaugh!
FSJ Provides Today’s Two Laughs
If FSJ Says It, Then It Is So!
Blogroll Additions: FSJ and Utube Blog
Fake Steve Jobs Does Real Blog