Blog Notes: Yes, I’m Working On It!

September 8, 2007


I don’t write something like that during the day. Too many distractions. During the day I grab all the supporting material I need. I do the words in the evening and night.

I plan to bust it loose on Monday.

It’s bound to create a whole new group of enemies for me.

Tough. I’m not part of your filthy tech world. You can’t hurt me.

But I can hurt you.

In the meantime, the dispossessed might want to look at the Asus Eee (that’s probably the sound Hawkins made when Colligan cut his throat):

Asus Eee PC First Thoughts
ASUS Eee PC Hand’s On Preview
eeeuser blog (who knew? I didn’t!)
AllAsus Eee pre-orders
YouTube: ASUS Eee PC介面先睹為快 Live Demo

The Suit In All Its Pinstriped Anti-Glory

September 8, 2007


I mean, I didn’t even have to make this up. It’s a satire on its own.

Did Zucker write it?!!?

That’s one scary mind…

Previously in this blog:
A Third Post-iTunes Fable For NBC: Steve Jobs Is Journeyman
A Second Post-iTunes Fable For NBC: You Got Chucked!
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
I Wish I Thought Of That!
By The Book: Jeff Zucker Vs. Steve Jobs
Jeff Zucker: Like Dubya, Only Worse
Newsflash! Jeff Zucker Buys Condo From Dick Morris!
Jeff Zucker: He Don’t Do Emo
Jff Zukr: Ur No Gneeiz No
Quote Of The Day: Jobs Rulz, Gates Luz
A Post-iTunes Fable For NBC
Should Apple Turn iTunes Into A Platform?

Quote Of The Day: Nathan Singer

September 8, 2007

You Say You Want a Revolution?

Not so long ago burning one library to the ground would rob the world of centuries worth of literature and information, and battles were fought to protect (or destroy) data that we now hastily click past to get to Fox News or obese midget porn.

Uh, Yeah.

September 8, 2007

Via Bulletin from MySpace Friend Mandy Lynn:

So the news is out! I will be on a brand new reality show on VH1 called America’s Most Smartest Model, “most smartest” YES it is intentional and meant to be funny. The show will premiere Sunday, October 7 at 9pm. You will start seeing commercials for it pretty soon but for now you can check out the blog about it over at and post a comment there! The show will be entertaining for u guys thats for sure, me? i may be hiding under my bed lol



Stop gagging. It will be hosted by Ben (“Bueller?…Bueller?”) Stein! If you never saw Win Ben Stein’s Money, your life is deprived.

And this is Mandy Lynn:


Yeah, now you’re running to your TiVo to schedule it!

This Is The Kind Of Shit Being Sensssssitive Produces

September 8, 2007

Reading a report about that bastard bin Laden’s latest videotape, I come across a mention of Adam Gadahn and go to wikipedia to see if there’s an entry. There is.

I’m reading and I come to this bit:

Around the same time, he also appeared in the popular Al-Qaeda-produced documentary film “Knowledge is for Acting Upon”, a film which traces the organization from its genesis among the anti-Soviet Mujahaddin in Afghanistan through its establishment of training camps around the world to its defining moment, the September 11, 2001 raids on New York and Washington.

What? The? Fuck?

Raids?! RAIDS?!!?

There were attacks, goddammit! What is this “raids” bullshit?

When you go to wikipedia’s entry on September 11, 2001, they get it right: September 11, 2001 attacks.

Not a raid, you wikitards!

Reading: September 8 2007

September 8, 2007

Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis
— the NYPL got it in. It jumps to the head of the queue.

Still Reading:
I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead: The Dirty Life and Times of Warren Zevon by Crystal Zevon
lyme?! All-lime and all-green furnishing and clothes? Christ, we were all insane… First, to do shit like that. Second, that we bought it.

Uh-Oh. Is Something Cooking?

September 8, 2007

This popped up for the first time in my WordPress Dashboard as a search result that led here:

September 21, 2007 options

Is there a meme in the air or do some people know something?

Previously in this blog:
September 21, 2007: The Next Wave Of Shit…