Photo Album: Evil Guacamole Cultists Recruit In NYC!

Photos taken Sunday, September 16, 2007

Cultists will show up at any event that attracts the young and ignorant. So it was that the Guacamole Liberation Front (GLF) dared to show itself in propinquity to the Virgin Megastore Battle of the Bands yesterday, trying to tempt the stupid innocent to their Way of Life!

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Yeah. Just like Jesus Loves Me. They lie!!

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Look at that. No shame in expressing their preference!!

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And look at this!

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One of their ambulatory churches!!

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I’ll come back to this later!

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Notice those steps. But they shut the door, to fool the cops!

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Liars! I happen to know red peppers don’t go “that” way!

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T-shirts to fool the vision-impaired. Squint and they read God Squad!

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Oh ho ho! You see that? Do you? Do you?

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It’s a spy camera! This cult doesn’t trust its own members!!

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They say they take a vow of poverty. Does this look like poverty?!!?

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Resist them! Don’t dip into their evil beliefs!!

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