Blog Notes: I’ll Punish You Lot. I Will!

I know how to get up your noses.

DigitalLife is coming up here in New York City, beginning Thursday.

I’ll be there (with feral bodyguardage so don’t get twee ideas).

With a camera.

Now what if there’s an Asus Eee?

What if Palm heeds my threats accedes to my begging listens to reason and brings a Foleo for me to fondle?

You think I won’t molest the shit out of those things?

And then want to blog about them here?

Ah, but this blog might go away on Monday.

So why the fuck should I waste my time putting up such good stuff for your ungrateful ass?

Prove me otherwise. Click click give give.

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