All of you had better hope that Palm acts true to form and does not bring a Foleo for me to molest.
All of you had better hope there is not an Asus Eee there for me to molest.
If either of those appear, you think I’m going to write up my Patented Detailed As All Fuck Fondle Reports for you?
I see the trend here.
Hit those PayPal accounts. Especially you fat bastards sitting there in your underwear with your $600 iPhones next to you. Don’t plead poverty to me!
Or be wearing lead when you come to this blog on Monday.
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