Hello From The Future

July 29, 2019

I’m writing this in 2019.

Who knew I’d get here? Not me.

This blog is being thinned.

There are posts that are no longer useful. Truth is, many of those should have never been published to begin with. Eh.

Starting to go through what’s published here, I’m shocked at how many outbound links are now 404s. I don’t know what to do about those posts.

This thinning process will take a long time.

I’d delete the entire blog except there are posts here that I actually need.

Meanwhile, the latest blog is Mike Cane’s Atomic Supermen.

Blog Notes: DigitalLife Expo Today

September 27, 2007

All of you had better hope that Palm acts true to form and does not bring a Foleo for me to molest.

All of you had better hope there is not an Asus Eee there for me to molest.

If either of those appear, you think I’m going to write up my Patented Detailed As All Fuck Fondle Reports for you?

I see the trend here.

Hit those PayPal accounts. Especially you fat bastards sitting there in your underwear with your $600 iPhones next to you. Don’t plead poverty to me!

Or be wearing lead when you come to this blog on Monday.

Did you just read this post? Now click here.

Blog Notes: WordPress Is Ill Once Again!

September 19, 2007

There’s very weird shit happening with WordPress again today.

Category tags that I didn’t specify are appearing in posts.

Blog Search is broken.

Sometimes it requires a Refresh to see posted pictures.

You’ve been warned.

Another email to WordPress Support is in order…

Blog Notes: Fair Warning For Your Browser!

September 17, 2007

I’m working on the Venomentality post.

Be sure to clear your browser cache before looking. It’s going to be forty-seven 440-wide pictures! (Unlike other sites that post many photos at once, mine are reduced to 72dpi to make them lighter.)

iPhones will probably crash trying to view it. Nokia’s Anti-Internet Tablets will melt under the strain (good!). Palm and WinMob devices will burst into flame.

Anyone out there with a Foleo? Let me know how it handles it! (Send a screensnap!)

I don’t think it’d be smart to also post the Mink photos today. I have even more pictures of that band! I think trying to do all these photos in one day would melt my PC when I tried to view my blog.

Tomorrow I have an appointment of a bodily nature that will probably wipe me out for the day. I will be surprised if I get any blogging done.

So, most likely, the Mink photos will appear Wednesday.

Come back in an hour so for for Venomentality.

Blog Notes: Photomania, Grrr

September 17, 2007

Photomania: I wound up taking over four hundred pictures yesterday. Over 300 at the Virgin Megastore Battle of the Bands. I have pics of Venomentality‘s NYC debut. Also of the band they opened for, Mink.

Then I have some street art and street scene stuff.

I have Real Life things eating my time today, so I don’t know if I can get any pics posted today. We’ll see what happens. That’s a lot of pictures to go through and run through Photo Toolkit!

And it’s just not that, either: I have to hope frikkin WordPress doesn’t have another case of the vapors. I see my Blogroll looks normal again. But the whizzards of WordPress are always tinkering under the hood, loosening wires.

Grrr: I’ve noticed in my Dashboard that some people are linking to this blog from behind closed doors. I’ve got links for emule forums here that I can’t click back to. I get blank pages.

I also have this mysterious thing that’s been linking to here:

All you hackrrs, go find out what that is and tell me. I don’t like people who talk about this blog behind closed doors like that. Stop it.

Blog Notes: WordPress Irks Me

September 16, 2007

I just noticed today that somehow Twittervision is no longer appearing in my Blogroll!

Yet when I look at the source of that list, it’s there!

Another bloody email to WordPress Support!

If things disappear, do not assume I deleted them. I post about all changes here.

Update: Aw, dammit. Who Is Sick? is gone too!!

Blog Notes: WordPress Broken

September 15, 2007

If you’ve tried to click on a Category and it didn’t seem to work, that’s because it’s not working.

I don’t know how long this has been going on.

I just discovered it myself today, wanting to see all my posts with a certain Category tag.

Email has been sent to WordPress Support.

Blog Notes: Indigestion

September 14, 2007

I had hoped to do some blogging today.

But an alleged foodstuff I ingested this morning apparently contained some sort of bacterial trojan horse.

Low energy, mild fever, Just Wanna Die feeling.

Probably no blogging this weekend. Monday I am appointmented twice. Tuesday has been stolen. Probably no average blogging here until next Wednesday…

… unless, of course, this bacteria kills me first.

Blog Notes: Today

September 12, 2007

Yes, Part Two of my Foleo disaster series will be posted at some point today. It’s all written. I have to drop in the links, spellcheck it, re-read it (I’m the werld’s wurst prufreeder), and then hit Publish.

In the meantime, I’m noticing something very interesting in the Blog Stats here. There is really a great deal of interest in that Asus Eee PC. If this trend holds, more people will have come to this blog to see the Asus entries than have come to read the Foleo posts.

Is it Linux? The price? Or both?

Blog Notes: Brain Fever

September 11, 2007

Bad sleep, brain fever. Still working on Part Two. It won’t be posted until tomorrow.

In the meantime enjoy two pictures of the Foleo being presented by someone we all know:

Ben Combee of Palm

Foleo of Palm

I don’t know why, but looking at that Foleo picture makes me really want it.